4."He gave me a cheap, tacky necklace he stole from his mother. I know because I'd seen it in her house before."
5."Two months after having a C-section, my ex got me a toner belt. You know, the ones that wrap around your stomach and make your muscles contract. He excitedly handed it over CHRISTMAS DAY and couldn't understand why I was crying."
7."My boyfriend got me a leather gimp mask/hood that literally covered the entirety of the face. I had never expressed an interest in trying something like that. I opened it before shooting out for work at 7 a.m. I was so confused!"
14."For Christmas one year, my oh-so-loving husband gifted me a package of animal butt magnets. Eight magnets, just the backside?"
15."My boyfriend in 10th grade gave me a 10-pound bag of rice for Valentine's Day. He gave it to me early in the day and was like, 'I was kind of tired of carrying it around.' I donated it to the local food bank and we broke up soon after."
21."My high school boyfriend gave me his dead dog’s old stuffed animal for my 15th birthday. And he INSISTED that he bought it at Target, even though it had chew marks on it and its left eye was missing. We broke up shortly after."
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