Hi! We're Crystal, Pablo, Farrah, and Chris: pumpkin spice-loving humans.
And we've noticed (and you probably have, too) that there are a shit ton of pumpkin spice-flavored products EVERYWHERE right now because, well...fall.
So, we decided to taste and review a bunch of ~interesting~ pumpkin spice-flavored products and rate them on a scale of five pumpkins.
1. Pumpkin Spice Cheerios
Overall group rating: 4 pumpkins.
2. CVS Pumpkin Spice Cough Drops
Overall group rating: 4.5 pumpkins
3. Coffee-mate Pumpkin Spice Liquid Creamer
Overall group rating: 5 pumpkins.
4. Kraft Jet Puffed Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Overall group rating: 3 pumpkins.
5. Chobani Pumpkin Spice Blended Greek Yogurt
Overall group rating: 1.5 pumpkins.
6. Little Debbie Pumpkin Spice Rolls
Overall group rating: 2.5 pumpkins.
7. Oreo Pumpkin Spice Crème Sandwich Cookies
Overall group rating: 5 pumpkins.
8. Lindor Pumpkin Spice Truffles
Overall group rating: 4 pumpkins.
9. Quaker Instant Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal
Overall group rating: 4 pumpkins.
10. Hershey's Fall Harvest Kisses Pumpkin Spice
Overall group rating: 4 pumpkins.
11. Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Kellogg's Soft Baked Cereal Bars, Pumpkin Spice
Overall group rating: 2.5 pumpkins.
12. Werther's Original Harvest Caramels: Pumpkin Spice Soft Caramels
Overall group rating: 3 pumpkins.
Final thoughts:
Crystal: I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that I loved the cough drops the most. "WTF is wrong with me?!" she shouted, slowly popping a pumpkin spice cough drop into her mouth, even though she was not sick at all.
Pablo: Eating all these foods was my dream come true, but if I had to choose a top dog, it would absolutely be the Cheerios. I’ve already gone through two boxes since, so please send help.
Farrah: You know what? I'm not mad at this pumpkin spice stuff! It gets me in the fall mood, and now I've found some things (CHEERIOS, HELLO) that I will actually buy that I probably wouldn't have before.
Chris: I fully support any and all forms of pumpkin spice innovation, and my favorite out of all of these were the Cheerios. I'm fully convinced that every company who makes something edible should be experimenting with seasonal concoctions!