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You have a mini-orgasm when that buzzer starts to vibrate in your hand.
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...which is a relief when you've spent what feels like an eternity in line.
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You consider the Cheesecake Factory the perfect place to celebrate a milestone.
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When you finally take your seat, you feel like you've entered your very own ~super fancy~ palace.
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You usually eat your weight in brown bread while you look through the menu...
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...which is basically as long as the Bible.
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On the one hand, you love that there are so many options to choose from...
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...but then you actually get really stressed when you have to choose between a burger or pizza.
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As usual, booze ALWAYS comes first.
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You feel a sense of relief once you finally place your order...
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...but then you think, "Shit! Now I wish I had ordered the orange chicken instead!"
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Or maybe even the steak tacos.
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When your food arrives, you immediately regret eating so much bread earlier.
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Even though you feel like you've been impregnated by your meal...
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...you're obviously not gonna leave the Cheesecake Factory without getting some actual cheesecake.
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You know choosing between cheesecakes is like choosing your favorite child.
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You wonder if you should stick to the classics...
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...or think a little outside the box.
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Sometimes you skip dinner altogether and get your true love to go instead.
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You know you'll never leave here empty handed.
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And you wonder if your obsession has peaked when you start seeing everyday things that remind you of your happy place.
