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21 Things You'll Understand If You've Ever Been To The Cheesecake Factory

Brown bread forever.

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1. You have a mini-orgasm when that buzzer starts to vibrate in your hand.

Better than a text from your crush.
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Better than a text from your crush.

2. ...which is a relief when you've spent what feels like an eternity in line.

Because you know it's totally worth it.
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Because you know it's totally worth it.

3. You consider the Cheesecake Factory the perfect place to celebrate a milestone.

Birthdays, weddings, and paying your rent on time!
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Birthdays, weddings, and paying your rent on time!

4. When you finally take your seat, you feel like you've entered your very own ~super fancy~ palace.

Or Vegas.
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Or Vegas.

5. You usually eat your weight in brown bread while you look through the menu...

Brown bread forever.
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Brown bread forever.

6. ...which is basically as long as the Bible.

Bible of FOOD!
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Bible of FOOD!

7. On the one hand, you love that there are so many options to choose from...

"Hmmmm...."
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"Hmmmm...."

8. ...but then you actually get really stressed when you have to choose between a burger or pizza.

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It's the hardest decision of your life.

9. As usual, booze ALWAYS comes first.

And so will you mid-way through this Mai Tai.
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And so will you mid-way through this Mai Tai.

10. You feel a sense of relief once you finally place your order...

👏

11. ...but then you think, "Shit! Now I wish I had ordered the orange chicken instead!"

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
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"WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

12. Or maybe even the steak tacos.

"IT'S TOO LATE!"
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"IT'S TOO LATE!"

13. When your food arrives, you immediately regret eating so much bread earlier.

Because each meal can feed a village.
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Because each meal can feed a village.

14. Even though you feel like you've been impregnated by your meal...

"Look at my food baby!"
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"Look at my food baby!"

15. ...you're obviously not gonna leave the Cheesecake Factory without getting some actual cheesecake.

💦 :: drool :: 💦
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💦 :: drool :: 💦

16. You know choosing between cheesecakes is like choosing your favorite child.

"You know you have one, MOM!"
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"You know you have one, MOM!"

17. You wonder if you should stick to the classics...

Strawberry cheesecake is always a safe bet.
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Strawberry cheesecake is always a safe bet.

18. ...or think a little outside the box.

Toasted s'more galore cheesecake is even better.
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Toasted s'more galore cheesecake is even better.

19. Sometimes you skip dinner altogether and get your true love to go instead.

Because sometimes you just want to stuff your face in private.
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Because sometimes you just want to stuff your face in private.

20. You know you'll never leave here empty handed.

The ultimate party favor.
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The ultimate party favor.

21. And you wonder if your obsession has peaked when you start seeing everyday things that remind you of your happy place.

"Why does that dress make me crave cheesecake?"
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"Why does that dress make me crave cheesecake?"

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