If you were ever a child, then there's probably a 99.999998% chance you know who Roald Dahl is.

I-CO-NIC.

But did you know Roald Dahl's first name isn't pronounced like "ROLLED" (or however you'd phonetically write that out)?
It is actually pronounced "ROO-ALL"!!!

If you don't believe me — and, really, why should you — check out this VERY CLEAR pronunciation from Dahl's short-lived TV show called Way Out:
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Yes, Dahl ALSO had a TV show that he hosted. It was kind of like a Twilight Zone-esque anthology series.