1.
You absolutely love spending time on your own...
2.
...but also you just want someone around to do shit for you.
3.
You refuse to ask for help even when you clearly need it...
4.
...but then you get annoyed when no one helps you.
5.
You don't mind being apart from the people you love...
6.
...but you also expect them to be on call for you 24/7.
7.
You take extra pride in being able to give yourself gifts...
8.
...but you love it even more when someone else buys you one.
9.
You're known for spending weekends by yourself...
10.
...but then get offended when your friends don't invite you out to brunch.
11.
You happily go out on your own...
12.
...but then spend the entire time texting the friends you're not with.
13.
You're basically an expert at ~getting yourself off~ when you need it...
14.
...but you enjoy having someone else to share the magic with too.
15.
You're proud of the fact that you pay your own bills, cook your own meals, and enjoy your own company...
16.
...but then you find yourself at 3 a.m. scrolling through Facebook thinking, I'm so alone.
