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If You've Given Birth, Then You've Probably Experienced Most Of These Sucky Things, Right?

What's Your "Gross Pregnancy" Percentage?

If You've Given Birth, Then You've Probably Experienced Most Of These Sucky Things

Illustration of a pregnant belly with stretch marks and lines

Did you ever feel like a damn chameleon because your skin pigmentation changed? 

Even on your vagina? (YES, your vagina can change color too — it's called Chadwick's sign.)

Did you ever deal with "bacne" and "boobne" (you know, acne on your boobs) thanks to your raging hormones?

Did you ever have visibly dark veins appear on your boobs?

Did your boobs get so big so fast that they grew unevenly? 

Did your blood volume significantly increase, thus explaining why all those protruding veins showed up on your body?

Speaking of blood increasing, did you get bloody noses constantly?

Did you become all sorts of blocked up/constipated?

Did your ankles virtually disappear under a sea of swelling?

Did you begin to feel like Sasquatch because your hair grew faster and thicker...

...and also in places you didn’t know hair could grow?!

Did you become a human garbage disposal and act like all food is "good" food?

Did you experience something called the mucus plug: bloody show which is basically a big (and sometimes bloody) string of mucus your body expels before birth?

Did you develop a dark line that extended from your belly button to your crotch?

Did you develop an alien-looking belly button?

Speaking of your belly button, did it stick out and prompt people to poke it like you're the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

Did you spend the majority of your time with your head in the toilet during those first few months — because, you know, everything made you puke?

Did your body feel like a leaky faucet? Like, did your vagina leak?

And did you have to wear pads when you leaked too much ~down there~?

Or, ugh, did you have to make MAKESHIFT pads for said leaking?

Did your boobs also leak with just the gentlest of squeezes?

Did your pregnant belly look like a really weird, totally not round, shape? 

More specifically, did your belly sometimes look like one of the Coneheads?

Did you experience stretch marks on your stomach?

And/or experience stretch marks on your boobs?

Did you get so many stretch marks (or ~stretchies~) on your body that you referred to them as your pregnancy tattoos?

Did you become an expert at peeing into tiny cups?

Did you feel hot constantly — like you were trapped in a sauna with five layers of clothes on?

And, since you were burning up all the time, did you experience underboob sweat?

How about foot or thigh sweat?

SWEAT IN PLACES WHERE SWEAT SHOULDN'T FORM?!

Did you crave and eat the most disgusting and weird combinations of food possible?

And, be honest, did you specifically crave peanut butter and pickles?

Did your belly become so large and in charge that you couldn't bend down to shave/wax/whatever your legs or undercarriage?

Did you skip washing your hair since it always seemed to get greasy again like a couple hours later?

Did you wear the same maternity bra over and over?

Did you wear the same maternity underwear over and over?

Did you feel like you were CONSTANTLY washing clothes?

Did you find doing just about anything exhausting?

When you ate (which was all the time), did crumbs fall down your shirt and then you didn't bother retrieving them, because "meh"?

Did you go from the ugly cry to the cry-laugh in a matter of seconds thanks to your out-of-whack hormones?

Did you experience the iconic pee-laugh?

Did you get to a point where you just let farts rip, because screw it?

Did you feel like you had to tinkle all the time?

Did you have to pee so much that it just started coming out during everyday activities, like sneezing?

Did you experience weird vaginal discharge on a daily basis?

Did your thighs love touching each other so much that you got to experience thigh chafing at the highest level?

Did you experience the worst hemorrhoids of your life?

Did you feel like your baby was throwing fire bombs up your esophagus, resulting in the worst heartburn of your life?

And finally, did you actually enjoy watching those graphic birthing videos (because, hey, it's research!) so you could be prepared?

Well, well, well... It seems you went through the trenches of pregnancy! Kudos to you! Pregnancy is SUPER gross, and that's fine because all that gross stuff is also totally normal. Honestly? You deserve a round of applause for surviving the grossest of the gross!

 {{points}}% Gross Pregnancy

Your pregnancy was somewhat gross, but not a lot. Or you lied about how gross it was! 👀  Honestly? All pregnancies are at least a little gross, so congratulations to you for making it out fairly unscathed!

Your pregnancy was KIND OF gross, but not SUPER gross. Yes, you experienced a lot of these gross things, and frankly any is too much. So, we applaud you for making it through it!

Hang on, now. Did you even take this quiz?! Or are you just lying...

  {{points}}% Gross Pregnancy

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If You've Given Birth, Then You've Probably Experienced Most Of These Sucky Things, Right?

Just in case you weren't aware, pregnancies aren't all sunshine and roses. In fact, they can be pretty gross — and that's 100% OK, because guess what?! It's TOTALLY normal!

So, if you've had a baby, it's time to find out what your secret gross pregnancy percentage is. Simply answer "yes" or "no" to these ~very~ important questions, and we'll give you your result! Ready? Let's go!

If You've Given Birth, Then You've Probably Experienced Most Of These Sucky Things, Right?

Just in case you weren't aware, pregnancies aren't all sunshine and roses. In fact, they can be pretty gross — and that's 100% OK, because guess what?! It's TOTALLY normal!

So, if you've had a baby, it's time to find out what your secret gross pregnancy percentage is. Simply answer "yes" or "no" to these ~very~ important questions, and we'll give you your result! Ready? Let's go!

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