Robin Hood: A Presidential Recasting

2016 hopefuls (and other potential and less-likely candidates) cast in the roles of Disney's Robin Hood

Cast as Prince John:

Donald Trump

"This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power."

Cast as Robin Hood:

Elizabeth Warren

"Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it."

Cast as Friar Tuck:

Bernie Sanders

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"Oh, have a heart, Sheriff. Can't you see he's laid up?

"You thieving scandal!"

"Collecting taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good Prince John?"

"Get out of my church! Out! Out! Out! Out!"

Cast as The Sheriff of Nottingham:

Scott Walker

"Now, take it easy, Friar, I'm just doing my duty."

Cast as Sir Hiss:

Rand Paul

"I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen."

Cast as Nutsy:

Ted Cruz

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"Nutsy, you better set your brain ahead two hours."

"Right. Hey... does that there mean adding or subtracting?"

"Oh, just forget everything."

Cast as Trigger:

Mike Huckabee

"Wait a minute. Is the safety on Old Betsy?"

"You bet it is."

"That's what I'm afraid of. You go first."

Cast as Skippy:

Jill Stein

"That old Prince John don't scare me none!"

Cast as Tagalong:

Jeb Bush

"Mama, mama, wait for me!"

Cast as Otto:

Joe Biden

"Oh, take it easy on me... What with this busted leg and all, I'm way behind on my work."

And finally, cast as Captain Crocodile:

Hillary Clinton

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"Attention, everyone!"