I pooped my pants on a first date through a haunted house. I got so scared by a clown I sharted and didn't want my date to know, so I sprinted through the rest of the haunted house to the end, ran into the bathroom, and threw away my undies. My date was none the wiser, he just thought…Â
In 5th grade she had her aunt who was babysitting us and didn't like me tie me to a tree for two hours while she told me that I'd never have friends or be popular or be happy because everyone liked her more and she'd be the popular one. In her words I was "nothing". Didn't talk to…Â
Once I was on a first date with a guy and he decided to take me to a haunted house. As we're going through things were spooky but not terrifyingly scary or anything. Until we get to this long hallway with inflatable blowup sides that seriously replicated a vaginal canal. I get really…Â
I worked at EPCOT at Disney World selling merchandise at the kiosks going into the World Showcase. One day I was trying to sell those light up bubble wand things that play music, so to grab little kids attention I was dancing with them, being generally ridiculous, and just trying…Â
Tinkerbell and the Neverbeast. That movie is so heartbreaking while still having a happy ending. Anytime I need to have a good cry that movie is my go-to.
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