We Had "RuPaul's Drag Race" Queens Make Over Ken Dolls And Everything Was Terrifying
Don't tell Barbie.
Remember Ken? Barbie's original pretty blonde boyfriend? OF COURSE YOU DO! How could you forget the first man you ever took the clothes off of?
Well, famous drag queens from previous seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race stopped by BuzzFeed to give Barbie's boyfriend Ken a glittery drag makeover from head to toe:
So who were the queens responsible for tucking Ken's already tucked ~member~? Just three of the biggest names in the drag world, that's all:
Each of these queens had ~10 minutes to give a complete drag makeover to their Ken doll, and they each approached the makeover in very different ways:
Manila went all Project Runway to make a customized look for Ken.
Pandora glued some Hobby Lobby fluff balls all over her Ken to create an avant-garde look.
While Willam took the Human Centipede approach and put melted body parts in places they didn't belong.
So how did these makeovers turn out? Uh...we'll let the pictures do the talking:
Introducing Pandora Boxx's drag daughter "Lady McBottoms."
Lady McBottoms Dragography:
Lady McBottoms' drag inspiration is Jem and Ronald McDonald. What more could you ask for from a queen?
Introducing Manila's drag daughter "VaGina King."
Introducing Willam's drag daughter "Caitlyn Dollazoll."
Caitlyn's drag style is just very dollazoll — very fucked up. She's been through a lot, so don't judge.