24 Signs You Are A Full-Blown Shopaholic

    The bags under my eyes are Prada.

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    Christian Zamora
    by Christian Zamora

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Lara Parker
    by Lara Parker

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Every closet in your house is dedicated to your clothes.

    2. Amazon packages have arrived for you that you didn't remember ordering.

    3. Homework always turns into online shopping.

    4. Saving up money is difficult.

    5. You've memorized your debit card number.

    6. You work Monday through Friday just to shop Saturday through Sunday.

    7. Black Friday is your favorite holiday.

    8. Your email is filled with weekly newsletters from department stores.

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    Must. Not. Click.

    9. You know in your heart you were born to shop but FORCED to work.

    10. You can't ever buy just one thing.

    11. You ask for gift receipts to cover up the fact that you're constantly buying for yourself.

    12. You can't move anywhere if there's not a shopping center near you.

    13. Nothing haunts you like clothes you didn't buy.

    14. You could go YEARS without wearing the same outfit twice.

    15. All the money you've ever owned is in your closet.

    16. You have store credit cards to almost every department store.

    17. You justify your purchases ALL the time.

    18. You obsessively track the progress of your packages being delivered.

    19. You look in your closet and constantly forget you bought something.

    20. You don't need therapy because you have RETAIL therapy.

    21. Your career goals are centered around being able to afford your shopaholic lifestyle.

    22. "Free shipping" incentives are a serious weakness you have.

    23. You're friends with all the salespeople at your favorite stores.

    24. But at the end of the day, at least you can say you've done your part to help the economy!