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24 Signs You Are A Full-Blown Shopaholic

The bags under my eyes are Prada.

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1. Every closet in your house is dedicated to your clothes.

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Because you need more than one to accommodate your wardrobe.

2. Amazon packages have arrived for you that you didn't remember ordering.

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Omg I forgot all about the 15 bras I ordered!

3. Homework always turns into online shopping.

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Time well spent.

4. Saving up money is difficult.

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Unless you know a really great sale is coming up.

5. You've memorized your debit card number.

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And the code on the back.

6. You work Monday through Friday just to shop Saturday through Sunday.

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There's no time resting.

7. Black Friday is your favorite holiday.

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Happy holidays to me!

8. Your email is filled with weekly newsletters from department stores.

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Must. Not. Click.

9. You know in your heart you were born to shop but FORCED to work.

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This is my purpose in life.

10. You can't ever buy just one thing.

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My shoes NEEDED accessories to go with it!

11. You ask for gift receipts to cover up the fact that you're constantly buying for yourself.

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Yes. I'm buying this thong for my friend.

12. You can't move anywhere if there's not a shopping center near you.

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Sorry, it's not you...

13. Nothing haunts you like clothes you didn't buy.

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WHY DID I HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE?

14. You could go YEARS without wearing the same outfit twice.

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Because your wardrobe has no end.

15. All the money you've ever owned is in your closet.

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Hanging up.

16. You have store credit cards to almost every department store.

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It's important.

17. You justify your purchases ALL the time.

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"I have a pair like this and it has lasted me forever."

18. You obsessively track the progress of your packages being delivered.

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IT'S STILL IN POLAND?!

19. You look in your closet and constantly forget you bought something.

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And it usually still has the tag on it.

20. You don't need therapy because you have RETAIL therapy.

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The best kind of therapy.

21. Your career goals are centered around being able to afford your shopaholic lifestyle.

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Do your employees get discounts to malls in the area?

22. "Free shipping" incentives are a serious weakness you have.

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I guess I HAVE to spend $40 now!

23. You're friends with all the salespeople at your favorite stores.

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Hey Keith!

24. But at the end of the day, at least you can say you've done your part to help the economy!

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Good for you.

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