These Five Questions Will Determine If You Have Garbage Thanksgiving Taste Or Not
You have utterly GARBAGE taste when it comes to Thanksgiving. What's Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie? That's like celebrating Valentines day without a significant other. Look, I don't know who made you this way, but it's time to rid your garbage Thanksgiving taste and have some damn pumpkin pie!
Um, ICONIC! Your Thanksgiving taste isn't garbage at all! You understand the importance of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving, and more importantly, so does your mouth. Keep shoving that pie down your face hole, ya thankful Thanksgiving legend.