Buzz·Posted on Sep 19, 201417 Pickup Lines That Would Work On Any Twentysomething"My K-Cups are fully stocked."by by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "I'd like to share a cold pizza with you tomorrow morning." View this photo on Instagram 2. "Let's watch Girls on my HBO Go account." View this photo on Instagram 3. "I know how to put Ikea furniture together." View this photo on Instagram 4. "This happy hour round is on me." View this photo on Instagram 5. "If you were on Tinder, I'd swipe right." View this photo on Instagram 6. "Wanna have a night in with two-buck Chuck?" View this photo on Instagram 7. "If you stay the night, you can use my Keurig in the morning." View this photo on Instagram 8. "My mattress has a bed frame." View this photo on Instagram 9. "I paid off my student loans." View this photo on Instagram 10. "We don't have to share a fare, I'll pay for the Uber." View this photo on Instagram 11. "This coffee table isn't from Ikea." View this photo on Instagram 12. "I want to subscribe to your tweets." & @axxjv IF WE TALKING, IM SUBSCRIBING TO YOUR TWEETS 04:15 AM - 16 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. "You have the kind of face that wouldn't need a filter." View this photo on Instagram 14. "You'd be my #MCM every week." View this photo on Instagram 15. "I wouldn't ever leave you a voicemail." View this photo on Instagram 16. "I'd turn on my read receipts for you." View this photo on Instagram 17. "I wish you were a Snap so I could screenshot you." View this photo on Instagram