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Lana Del Rey Came Out As One Of Those People Who Drinks Hot Coffee Through A Straw

When tilting the cup is just too hard.

Even though I really loved that song Lana Del Rey sang for the Maleficent soundtrack, I have one major problem with her.

SHE DRINKS HER HOT COFFEE THROUGH A STRAW.

WHY!?!?! Please excuse my use of the caps lock for a second:

THE SOLO TRAVELER LID WAS DESIGNED TO ACCOMMODATE THE NOSE AND LIP OF THE DRINKER WITHOUT THE NEED FOR A STRAW.

STARBUCKS EVEN SAYS ON THEIR STRAW WRAPPERS THAT THEY ARE NOT INTENTEDED FOR HOT DRINKS.

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE SHE'S CONCERNED THAT HER PLASTIC STRAW MIGHT BE BREAKING DOWN INTO HER COFFEE.

For the sake of your health Lana, TAKE OUT THE DAMN STRAW.

*furiously photoshops straw out*