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Lana Del Rey Came Out As One Of Those People Who Drinks Hot Coffee Through A Straw

When tilting the cup is just too hard.

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Even though I really loved that song Lana Del Rey sang for the Maleficent soundtrack, I have one major problem with her.

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SHE DRINKS HER HOT COFFEE THROUGH A STRAW.

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WHY!?!?! Please excuse my use of the caps lock for a second:

THE SOLO TRAVELER LID WAS DESIGNED TO ACCOMMODATE THE NOSE AND LIP OF THE DRINKER WITHOUT THE NEED FOR A STRAW.

STARBUCKS EVEN SAYS ON THEIR STRAW WRAPPERS THAT THEY ARE NOT INTENTEDED FOR HOT DRINKS.

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AND IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE SHE'S CONCERNED THAT HER PLASTIC STRAW MIGHT BE BREAKING DOWN INTO HER COFFEE.

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For the sake of your health Lana, TAKE OUT THE DAMN STRAW.

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*furiously photoshops straw out*

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  1. Are you team Lana Del Straw or do you drink your hot coffee sans straw?

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    Yes to the straw! Don't stain your teeth and use a straw for hot coffee even though the wrappers tell you not to!
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    No to the straw! I don't understand this Lana logic.
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    This was a waste of my time, Christian Zamora.
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Are you team Lana Del Straw or do you drink your hot coffee sans straw?
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    Yes to the straw! Don't stain your teeth and use a straw for hot coffee even though the wrappers tell you not to!
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    No to the straw! I don't understand this Lana logic.
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    This was a waste of my time, Christian Zamora.
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