Is Your Dog Gay?
Congratulations! Your dog is a disco-wagging, Pawscar Wilde-reading, Dogbra Streisand ticket-holding friend of Toto, know what I'm saying? When the time comes and he brings home his new Chihuahua boyfriend, pull out the nicest bowl of dog food you have to show your love for your God (gay dog).
Your dog isn't gay, but who cares? It's 2015 and your straight dog should feel loved and supported. Sure, he might be a little boring, but straight dogs can make great pets too! Make sure you show love and approval of your straight dog, they're just like others dogs and have feelings too!