Even though John Stamos will NEVER top his (WRONGFULLY REMOVED) buttstagram from over the summer...
...he got pretty close over the weekend, sharing a photo of him and Ashton Kutcher fatefully running into each other at the grocery store in the pasta aisle:
"But what were the two buying?!" —I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!
John was taking the LA approach, opting for some organic, gluten-free mac n' cheese.
Ashton, on the other hand, just wanted some good 'ol generic brand "OVEN READY LASAGNA."
Are we living inside a Mad Libs? PROBABLY. Anyway, call me if you need to burn off those carbs, boys.