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Your Children Will Be Taught That Nyle From "America's Next Top Model" Is The Hottest Man Ever

And for good reason.

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Hi, world. In case you haven't stuck around for the 22nd season of America's Next Top Model, behold your new obsession and object of fantasy:

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Look familiar? Well, that's probably because Nyle DiMarco is straight out of your wet dreams.

You see, Nyle has these blue eyes that'll leave you blue in the head...

...and a smile that'll evaporate your underwear right off.

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*Evaporated*

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He's got brows that stretch from the sun to your genitals...

...and a perfectly hairy chest that would make your down comforter completely irrelevant during the winter.

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Actually any season, really.

And I mean, he's pretty well built, too...

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Like, if you're into that, or whatever.

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BUT BE WARNED, use extreme caution when you inevitably travel and explore the wonders and beauty of his Instagram account...

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*Trapped forever thirsty on his Instagram page*

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And believe it or not, his beauty goes far beyond his unequivocally sexy/handsome/cute/drooling good looks.

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He's quite the inspiration and role model to anyone chasing a dream...

...because he hasn't given up chasing his despite the challenges life has presented him with.

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TL;DR: Nyle from America's Next Top Model is the hottest man in the history of all the hot men to have ever lived on this planet.

Yes, I will join you in the pool, babe.

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