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How Much Of A Facebook Stalker Are You?

Tagging all falkers.

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  1. How much of a falker are you?

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    You’ve falked a friend.
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    You’ve falked yourself.
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    You’ve falked a family member.
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    You’ve falked a celebrity.
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    You’ve falked an ex.
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    You’ve falked an ex’s current significant other.
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    You’ve falked someone who you just met.
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    You’ve falked after the first date.
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    You’ve falked someone you’ve never met.
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    You’ve falked drunk.
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    You’ve falked sober.
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    You’ve falked in every room of your house.
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    You’ve falked in someone else’s house.
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    You’ve falked in public.
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    You have a favorite falking position.
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    You’ve tag team falked someone with someone else.
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    You’ve blacked out while falking.
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    You falk first thing in the morning.
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    You’ve falked while driving.
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    You’ve stayed up all night to falk.
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    You’ve fallen asleep in the middle of falking.
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    You’ve dreamed about falking.
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    You’ve dreamed about a person who you were just falking.
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    You’ve falked via backscrolling.
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    You only falk via backscrolling.
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    You knew backscrolling was going through someone’s pictures from oldest to newest, because you’re a falker.
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    You’ve accidentally set a stalkee’s name as your status.
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    You’ve accidentally typed a stakee’s name in Google out of falker muscle memory.
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    You’ve opened your laptop to evidence of your last falking session.
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    You’ve thought you met someone before but really you just falked them.
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    You’d rather falk someone than talk to someone.
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    You’ve created a Facebook list of your favorite people to falk.
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    You’ve gotten mad over something you saw while you were falking.
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    You falk with no regrets.
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    You’ve fallen in love with someone through excessive falking.
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    You’ve fallen in love with someone you’ve never met though excessive falking.
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    You’ve deactivated your account because of your falking addiction.
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    You’ve reactivated your account because of your falking addiction.
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    You’ve created a second Facebook to falk all the people who’ve blocked you.
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    Falking has led you to actually stalking.
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    You falked while taking this quiz.

 
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