Can We Guess What Your Guilty Pleasure Is?
You LOVE going to Costco on the weekends just to get your mouth around some free samples. It doesn't matter if it's old cookies from the bakery or tiny cups filled with Raisin Bran — you'll eat it all! In fact, those retired senior citizens handing them out know you by name, and you couldn't be prouder.
There's nothing you love more than locking yourself in a dark, dark room and watching "The Notebook" ON LOOP. You often imagine yourself and Ryan Gosling as majestic birds soaring through the night sky, AND WHY THE HELL NOT? There's nothing wrong with this guilty pleasure — just make sure you bring enough tissues to mop up your tears.
You often find yourself gravitated toward Craigslist's "Missed Connections" section. Why? Maybe to make yourself feel better about your own life. Or maybe because you're secretly hoping one day someone will notice you're having a good hair day and they'll become SO entranced by your beauty that they HAD to turn to Craigslist to reconnect with you — their one true love. Either way, we all know you end up in the "Casual Encounters" section for further entertainment.
Googling yourself — you do it, and you do it a lot. Especially when you're alone late at night. But who can blame you? You're just trying to get to know yourself better.
You've got a whole cabinet at home dedicated to all the shampoo bottles, shower caps, and/or toilet paper rolls you've taken from various hotel rooms. Heck, even your bed is covered with those fluffy pillows you can only find in Double Tree hotel rooms.
So sometimes you talk to your mirror about the latest goss happening in your life as if it's a camera, BUT WHO CARES? You know your life would make for a fascinating reality show so why not act like it is?
Whether you're public about it or not, you love yourself some reality programming by TLC. You really connect with those toddlers in tiaras and you're fascinated by how many children Mrs. Duggar has popped out of her. You never have any room on your DVR because you refuse to delete any episodes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," BUT WHY WOULD YOU? That show got you through some hard times.
You have no idea why, but you love the movies from the "Fast and Furious" franchise (except Tokyo Drift because that movie was horrible). You often find yourself speeding and weaving through traffic because you get a strange high from pretending you’re Vin Diesel's character.
There's something deeply satisfying about sitting in a Starbucks on the weekend and people watching as you sip on your grande Frapp. You love making up their life stories and ad-libbing their phone conversations. Sometimes you smell their hair as they walk by, but you don't know why you do that.