WELLLLL...when I was a toddler, I would go into the bathroom at my grandmother's house, take the fresh poop left in the kiddie potty from my older, potty-training cousin and...shove it into my mouth. I'm talking brown goo covering my little baby teeth. To this day, my aunts call me…Â
Instead of following the directions, my 5yo clearly had something else on his mind to complain about. Thank heavens we didn't receive a knock on the door from child protective services. For the record: I feed my kids! Lol.
After I would pour beer into my mom's plastic cup while she was driving, she would tell me to chuck the empty can out the car window. She insisted that it wasn't illegal or considering littering because people picked them up and recycled them for money.
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