Which President Should Be Your Valentine?
Oh baby, you got Ronald Reagan! Instead of his war on drugs, it'll be war to keep your hands off each other.
Questionable past and bright, handsome future? You got it. Get ready to have a night of sweet, sweet saxophone over a nice vegan dinner.
Tall and passionate, Lincoln is here to free your heart and emancipate those pants!
Nothing says a great date like a fearless leader of a frickin' revolution. Plus, he turned down being King so you know he's in it for the good of others, if ya know what I mean.
You may not be looking for monogamy but you are looking for a dreamboat to have a good time with. Good thing you got JFK.
With the facial hair that dreams are made of, Van Buren had it going ON to be quite the dignified date. High fives all around!
Nothing like a Founding Father to make the perfect Valentine, amiright? He's like that 2 dollar bill: you rarely find one so you never let go.
You know love isn't about anything flashy. You like a slow ride and you aren't afraid to ask for it. Good ol' Jimmy is your guy to order take-out with, maybe even build a house or two. Have fun, you two!
You really hit the jackpot on this one. Those ears! That smile! He really wants you to be healthy! A+ Valentine right there. Congrats.