Do You Deserve A Pumpkin Spice Latte Right Now?
Yes, it is still cold but the HOLIDAY'S ARE OVER. If you think you deserve one now, you are a monster.
There is no reason for this to still be a question. It's a month into a new year and you're just going back to your last year ways so fast? Foolish.
You think you've earned one already? It's SPRINGTIME, go get some fresh air, ya filthy animal.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??
It's August and it's insulting to traditions everywhere that you think you deserve this so soon in the year. Let's just celebrate Halloween tomorrow because apparently NOTHING IS SACRED.
But you can get one without the filthy glares that you'd DEFINITELY deserve if you got one in August.
But shouldn't you be after peppermint by now anyways?