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Can You Tell Which Man Shit His Pants?

Which man just shit his pants?

While Brian is clenching those cheeks together to hold in some farts, he has not shit his pants. Yet.

No poops here!

While he _is_ dreaming of the mondo shit he'll take after his Chipotle-induced nap, Jeremy and his bathing suit are currently streak-free.

Jeremy's pants are poop-free!

Yeah, Paul takes a huge dump every time he visits your home, but he always does it in the bathroom.

Tony did not shit his pants!

You should've known that, though: He's holding up a "No. 1". For pee.

No, it's not Marcus!

Please, Ned is smart and takes his dumps BEFORE exercise.

Not this time!

Nope, Ron's BMs are perfect from all those salads. No poops in those pants.

Ron did not shit his pants.

He's been sitting in his shit-filled khakis for the past two hours, pretending he's watching YouTube videos. He's just laughing away, waiting for his co-workers to leave so he can sneak out.

Yep, Thomas shit his pants!

He may have dropped out of the race but he never dropped a deuce in his pants. As far as we know.

Nope!

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Can You Tell Which Man Shit His Pants?

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