It’s been long over due and a lot has happened since your last visit. While you’re suppose to go every 6-12 months you haven’t been in like…..years. So you buck up and make an appointment to get you’re vagina monster looked at.
I’ve seen squirrels eating pizza a lot.
He sleeps on your face when you’re sleeping. He’s basically never awake. He does’t care if you’ve been bad or good, just clean his litter box for goodness sake!
Tried them, tasted like sour cream and onion. I’m voting for chicken and waffels.
Charlie from HBO’s GIRLS and Matthew from Downton Abbey quit their jobs in the two most popular shows on TV. Oh, and my life is ruined because of them.