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Compliment this toothbrush.
Your oral hygiene is seriously inspiring.Wow, those bristles just blow me away.You're so great you make me want to brush for the whole recommended two minutes.I see you also have a tongue cleaner, that's so hot. -
Show this wine glass how much you love it.
I couldn't live without you.I love your curves.You make me so happy.We've had our ups and downs but I'll always be there for you. -
Give this shopping trolley a compliment.
You're so strong.You're a beauty.You are so generous and helpful.You're different to all the other trolleys. -
Admire this washing line.
Those socks can really rely on you, you're so trustworthy.Things always dry so much faster when they're on you.You're way more environmentally friendly than a tumble dryer.You're gorgeous! -
Let this hot water bottle know just how much you love it.
You're a hottie.Red really suits you.You're the only thing that keeps me warm at night.You're a great dancer. -
Compliment this vase.
You're just so stunning.You look priceless.I'm so proud of you I'd take you on "Antiques Roadshow" just to show you off.You're timeless. -
Compliment this plastic flamingo.
You look just like a sentient flamingo.Oh man, you can pull off pink.You're the best plastic bird I have ever met.You really brighten up the room when you walk in. -
Give this garlic crusher some love.
You give all of my food flavour, and for that I am very thankful.You're so shiny, I love it.The ability to crush all of your enemies is the quality I admire most in you.You have really good opinions on things. -
Give this hand cream a compliment.
You're so smooth.I couldn't live without you.Without you I would be crusty AF.You're so smart, are you in MENSA? -
Compliment this street lamp.
You light up my life.Wow, you're so tall.You make me feel safe and happy at night.There's more to you than meets the eye. -
Let this toilet roll know how much you love it.
You've been my best friend for years.I never knew love until I found you.You've got me out of some really sticky situations and for that I'll always be grateful.You're flawless.
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