1.Amanda takes an interest in politics, but makes sure she doesn't seem too left-wing in front of your parents.
2.Elizabeth makes an effort with her makeup, but she doesn't take too many selfies.
3.Jessica is capable of following along with Game of Thrones (she even read the books!) but she doesn’t comment on the sexist undertones of the show.
4.Sophie has a physics degree so she can follow along with most of your conversations, but she'd never emasculate you by disproving your theories around your friends.
5.Heather is mature enough to listen to "locker room talk" with the boys, but she knows that adding to it would be inappropriate.
6.Mary-Sue is adventurous enough to experiment with sex, but she doesn't get herself off because she knows that no one can satisfy her like you.
7.Lauren is a good match at video games, but she's not so good that she could ever actually beat you.
8.Andrea can understand the complexities of movies like Fight Club, but she'll never quite understand them as deeply as you do.
9.Vanessa always looks like she just stepped off the catwalk, but she doesn't spend too much time getting ready in the morning.
10.Julie is well travelled. She'll happily talk about nights out in Prague, but she won't correct you when you mistake Africa for a country.
11.Jennifer plays international women’s rugby, but she'll listen to you talk about how your pub team plays a rougher game.
12.Megan understands the offside rule and watches football with you, but she's not paying so much attention that she can't blow you while you shout "GOAL!"
