"Office" Fans, Steve Carell Will Record Your Outgoing Voicemail If You Win This Auction
Oh, boy, I want this bad.
Everyone, listen up — THERE'S IMPORTANT TV NEWS.
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We all have a chance to win an outgoing voicemail courtesy of Steve Carell, lunch with The Office's Angela Kinsey, Creed Bratton, and Kate Flannery, and...

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...drumroll, please...
...an ~intimate~ coffee date with Grey's Anatomy's Eric Dane, aka Dr. McSteamy.

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I can't breathe.
Yeah, that's right — Los Angeles's Oakwood School is auctioning off an outgoing voicemail recording and a personalized video greeting by Steve Carell:

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Just imagine him leaving an awkward AF Michael Scott outgoing voicemail that your friends and family will get to hear every time they call you. (Hopefully he'll let a "that's what she said" slip in there.)
A two-hour lunch with Angela, Creed, and Meredith from The Office:

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I can't handle this Dunder Mifflin combination.
And, of course, a coffee date with THE ONE AND ONLY McSteamy:
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Here's the real question, though: If you win this auction, will you be able to stop blushing and giggling long enough to actually talk to him?
Now all you have to do is find a cool $2,500 (or more) bucks lying around to bid on this TV magic.

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(No prob, let me just sell my soul real quick.)