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    Updated on Feb 12, 2020. Posted on Feb 11, 2020

    24 Jokes About "Harry Potter" That Will Make You Appreciate The Internet Even More

    You're an idiot, Harry.

    If you're a Harry Potter fan, then sometimes you just need to laugh at...Harry Potter. Here are some of the funniest jokes about the franchise that make fun of it and appreciate it:

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    people say the worst part of harry potter is the really long bit of them camping in the woods but actually it's when Hagrid explains there are 29 knuts to a sickle and 17 sickles to a galleon. just an absurd currency system. complete dogshit

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    i don’t get how people can say harry potter is fake. like just watch the movies they literally caught everything on film

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    ron weasley: i have to use old books harry potter: wow ron: and torn up shitty clothes harry: yuck lol ron: would be crazy if my best friend had a vault full of gold and could maybe help me out a little harry: ya lmao that would be crazy

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    draco malfoy up in a tree waiting for harry potter to come around so he can annoy him https://t.co/N8iBPjWJCd

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    Death Eater: why don’t you just go and kill Harry Potter now? Voldemort: before …before the end of the school year? wtf?

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    albus dumbledore adding some points in the last minute for gryffindor because harry potter just breathed https://t.co/upuPkc0LnC

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    harry potter using the invisibility cloak to go into the restricted section of the library

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    why does harry potter need glasses. there’s no spell to fix his eyes? I don’t care btw

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    remember when professor flitwick in harry potter got queer eyed

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    Harry Potter: *exists* Aunt Petunia Dursley:

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    How did Harry Potter and the other boys sit comfortably on their brooms? Were the testicles pushed to one side or was there a spell like “penus deletus” to temporarily hide their junk?

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    Harry Potter: Voldemort killed Cedric Ministry of magic: Liar Harry: use a pensieve to view my memories Ministry: we don wanna

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    harry potter: i’m depressed dumbledore: your parents died when you were a baby, cedric and your godfather were killed in front of you, a homicidal maniac is trying to kill you. i get it harry: yeah dumbledore: so i need you to go on a deadly quest to find some soul trinkets

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    remake Harry Potter with an all-muppet cast but have Severus Snape played by Adam Driver

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    harry potter: i need a father figure mr. weasley: what about me harry potter: no one ever steps up mr. weasley: i feel like i- harry potter: just crazy that no one loves me enough lol

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    Snape: just flick your wand, say "accio," and whatever you desire will come to y– Harry Potter: ACCIO MY PARENTS *two corpses come flying thru the window* Harry: [screaming] Snape: lmao

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    u think harry potter ever thought about just picking up a gun

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    harry potter, age 11: why do you hate weasleys so much? they seem nice draco malfoy: they are blood traitors. i bet they use toilets too harry potter: i- [voice cracking] what

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    the reason everyone in the harry potter movies was white is because no parent of color would ever let their child spend 9 months out of the year at a place where trees beat the shit out of u and a giant snake lurked in the bathrooms waiting to eat children. in this essay i will

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    harry potter if he was a vlogger 1. i killed my professor 2. HOW TO SURVIVE A BASILISK ATTACK (w/ tips) 3. my stalker tried to kill me 4. i saw my crush’s boyfriend die? 5. O.W.L.S vlog (gone wrong!) 6. girlfriend tag! (ft. ginny weasley) 7. I DIED + CAME BACK (not clickbait)

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    The Order of the Phoenix should be called Harry Potter And The 267 Times Mrs Weasley Was Right But Everyone Ignored And Gaslit Her Because They’d All Decided She Was A Hysterical Bitch

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    gay people didn’t exist in the 1980s. we started existing in 1997 when jk rowling published her first novel, harry potter and the philosopher’s stone and acquired the power to make people gay at will. https://t.co/jOEcQgVlkH

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