I could om nom string cheese and honey all day. When I was a kid, my aunt used to make me salads topped with ranch dressing and vinaigrette. Delicious.
"Now, Harry," said Lockhart. "When Draco points his penis at you, you do this." He raised his own penis, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, "Whoops - my penis is a little overexcited - "
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