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You Can Make "Harry Potter" Hilarious By Replacing Every "Wand" With "Penis"

Can you find the best passage?

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Like this particularly concerning exchange between Harry and Ron: / Via Warner Bros.

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently.

"My penis," said Ron. "Look at my penis"

It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters.

And this strangely intimate moment with Tom Riddle: / Via Warner Bros.

He looked up. Riddle was still watching him twirling Harry’s penis between his long fingers.

"Thanks," said Harry, stretching out his hand for it. A smile curled the corners of Riddles mouth. He continued to stare at Harry, twirling the penis idly.

And this rather explosive interaction: / Via Warner Bros:

Harry took the penis. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the penis above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on the walls.