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You Can Make "Harry Potter" Hilarious By Replacing Every "Wand" With "Penis"

Can you find the best passage?

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Tumblr user thewickedlytalented-adeledazeem figured out this simple trick to make Harry Potter a tad more interesting:

Like this particularly concerning exchange between Harry and Ron:

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"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently.

"My penis," said Ron. "Look at my penis"

It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters.

And this strangely intimate moment with Tom Riddle:

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He looked up. Riddle was still watching him twirling Harry’s penis between his long fingers.

"Thanks," said Harry, stretching out his hand for it. A smile curled the corners of Riddles mouth. He continued to stare at Harry, twirling the penis idly.

And this rather explosive interaction:

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Harry took the penis. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the penis above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on the walls.

Comment below with the funniest passage you can find in Harry Potter that uses this trick and you could be featured in a BuzzFeed post!

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