1. First off, everyone should know how to apply balm to udders.
3. This nutty pet owner. But really….Texans and squirrels.
4. She’s gotta get her Sonic somehow.
5. This avid fisherman.
7. This guy who got the Texas version of Pimp My Ride.
8. This meteorologist who has seen worse.
9. These pre-gamers.
10. These creative pyros.
11. Camo enthusiasts.
12. Some people collect stamps. This person collects Whataburger numbers.
13. This graduate in Chacos.
15. This guy using what he’s got. Who says Texans don’t recycle?
19. Just waitin’ on his Oreo Blizzard.
24. He’s obviously thinking of new ways to sneak into the carpool lane.
25. This swanky limo driver.
Stay awesome, Texas.
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