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Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Same. The smallest guy I️ ever had sex with happened to be the best ??‍♀️ size doesn’t equal skill

This isn’t mine but my sister had a tiny backyard wedding with only very close family and friend (less than 40 people). Our grandmother ended up allowing several of her friends (that no one knew) to attend without even asking my sister.

Chuck Bass. I don't care how hot he is, he sold his girlfriend for a hotel.

What is oklahoma if not midwestern? Sure as hell not southern

Everything's the same except tanning ability

Do one night stands from Tinder ever end well?

As for the "did anyone help you today?", make sure you introduce yourself. Even if I came in and the person asked if I needed help and I was just looking I would be happy to say they helped if they told me their name. That's not the situation all the time but that happens to me frequently… Read More

I remember having to explain to a group of girls in high school that your period does not stop when you enter a body of water. These girls thought you just magically stopped bleeding if you took a bath or swam. It made me reconsider ever swimming in a public pool again.

I'm pretty proud of my customer service voice. I worked the drive thru and people thought I was a recording when I gave the welcome