24 Tweets That'll Really Speak To Every Retail Worker's Soul

    "I have a return, but I don't have the tags or the receipt and I didn't bring my card and I don't want store credit." * internally screams *

    1. When you know the only thing in the stockroom is cobwebs and your broken spirit:

    2. When it should be clear that you're not folding dozens of jeans onto a shelf for fun:

    3. When getting to the break room feels like you're running a 40-yard dash:

    4. When you're on "work mode" anytime you're around strangers:

    5. When you're literally just doing your job:

    6. When you feel like reminding them that you DON'T set the prices:

    7. When you're clearly too busy WORKING:

    8. When you've done everything but act it out in a three-act play:

    9. When you hope that your manger realizes that you're one employee, not three:

    #workingretail during your 4hr shift fold the items in all 36 of these boxes,help customers, & clean the whole stor… https://t.co/5mb4WubLbO

    10. When you wish you were keeping notes:

    11. When you haven't even set foot in your job and you all ready know it's going to a LONG day:

    Pulling up to the mall and seeing the parking lot jam packed full 🤦🏽‍♀️#workingretail

    12. When you get hit with the ultimate returns doozy:

    #WorkingRetail "I have a return but I don't have the tags or the receipt and I didn't bring my card and I don't wa… https://t.co/IGMVfJcJbl

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    13. When working the register feels like you're on a sinking ship:

    14. When someone pulls this jerk move:

    15. When you have to act like you care about the customer's complaint:

    When a customer tells you to pass on a complaint to the manager #retailproblems

    16. When you spend an hour helping a customer and don't even get the commission:

    17. When your manager actually has your back (for once):

    when an irate customer gets shut down by your manager & is asked to leave. #WorkingRetail

    18. When you realize you're overworked and underappreciated (basically a daily occurrence):

    19. When your work week starts on Friday:

    Customer: Enjoy your weekend! Me: What weekend? 🙃 #RetailProblems

    20. When a customer threatens to take their business elsewhere:

    "I've been a customer for 20 years!" Really? Congrats! You've officially said the thing I'll care least about all… https://t.co/yvsVg6CHio

    21. When you know there is no point in trying to run the customer's credit card again:

    customer: *card gets declined* Me: 🤔 customer: I think your machine is broken me: #retailproblems

    22. When the customer ~mistakes~ you for an automated checkout machine:

    23. When you hear the same joke about 30 times a day:

    Scanner: *doesn't scan* Customer: oh it must be free! Hahaha Me: #workingretail

    24. And finally, bracing yourself for the worst whenever someone making this face and sporting this hairstyle walks up to you: