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    24 Tweets That'll Really Speak To Every Retail Worker's Soul

    "I have a return, but I don't have the tags or the receipt and I didn't bring my card and I don't want store credit." * internally screams *

    1. When you know the only thing in the stockroom is cobwebs and your broken spirit:

    2. When it should be clear that you're not folding dozens of jeans onto a shelf for fun:

    3. When getting to the break room feels like you're running a 40-yard dash:

    4. When you're on "work mode" anytime you're around strangers:

    5. When you're literally just doing your job:

    6. When you feel like reminding them that you DON'T set the prices:

    7. When you're clearly too busy WORKING:

    8. When you've done everything but act it out in a three-act play:

    9. When you hope that your manger realizes that you're one employee, not three:

    #workingretail during your 4hr shift fold the items in all 36 of these boxes,help customers, & clean the whole stor…

    10. When you wish you were keeping notes:

    11. When you haven't even set foot in your job and you all ready know it's going to a LONG day:

    Pulling up to the mall and seeing the parking lot jam packed full 🤦🏽‍♀️#workingretail

    12. When you get hit with the ultimate returns doozy:

    #WorkingRetail "I have a return but I don't have the tags or the receipt and I didn't bring my card and I don't wa…


    13. When working the register feels like you're on a sinking ship:

    14. When someone pulls this jerk move:

    15. When you have to act like you care about the customer's complaint:

    When a customer tells you to pass on a complaint to the manager #retailproblems

    16. When you spend an hour helping a customer and don't even get the commission:

    17. When your manager actually has your back (for once):

    when an irate customer gets shut down by your manager & is asked to leave. #WorkingRetail

    18. When you realize you're overworked and underappreciated (basically a daily occurrence):

    19. When your work week starts on Friday:

    Customer: Enjoy your weekend! Me: What weekend? 🙃 #RetailProblems

    20. When a customer threatens to take their business elsewhere:

    "I've been a customer for 20 years!" Really? Congrats! You've officially said the thing I'll care least about all…

    21. When you know there is no point in trying to run the customer's credit card again:

    customer: *card gets declined* Me: 🤔 customer: I think your machine is broken me: #retailproblems

    22. When the customer ~mistakes~ you for an automated checkout machine:

    23. When you hear the same joke about 30 times a day:

    Scanner: *doesn't scan* Customer: oh it must be free! Hahaha Me: #workingretail

    24. And finally, bracing yourself for the worst whenever someone making this face and sporting this hairstyle walks up to you: