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    The Fact That These 43 Slightly Embarrassing Products Exist Proves You’re Not The Only One Who Needs Them

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    1. An endlessly endearing exfoliating stick shaped like an octopus for gently exfoliating your skin and removing excess sebum, aka the oily substance that can make your pores look larger and your skin more shiny. And if blackheads or whiteheads are a concern of yours, this little thing can pull those out, too!

    A black small octopus shaped remover in a reviewer's hand
    reviewer holding the exfoliator with the cap off to show the sebum on top

    Promising review: "After just two days of use, this adorable little octopus has done wonders for me, smells great too. Here's how I used it: I wore down the stick just a little to where the texture from the salt is visible, scrubbed around on my face so there was plenty of product, then I used my fingers to gently massage all the gunk away. Rinse, pat dry, and enjoy the softness. Highly recommended for people with sensitive skin like myself." —LuckLocust

    Get it from Amazon for $12.50

    2. A pack of moisture-wicking bra liners, because boob sweat is real, it's annoying, and luckily, there's actually something we can do about it! These breathable pads slip underneath your bra and prevent sweat from soaking through your shirt while also eliminating band digging and discomfort. 

    reviewer wearing the white liner under a bra while also holding up another white liner
    model wearing the sweat band under the bottom of their bra

    Promising review: "These are a literal NECESSITY. I was struggling with constant itchy rashes under my boobs due to sweating and nothing helped. I tried creams and sprays to try to help with relief and finally found these. I have not had a single rash since. They are so comfortable to wear, absorb ALL the sweat, and have literally changed my life. I cannot say enough good things about these." —Brittany

    Get a three-pack from Amazon for $15.98+ (available in sizes M–XXL and three colors, as well as packs of six and nine). 

    3. A tried and true Squatty Potty for quicker, more comfortable BMs so your SO can stop waiting at the bathroom door while you take for-ev-er doing your business. It props your feet up for the optimal colon-opening position, meaning your current push (and wait)-push (and wait) routine's days are over.

    reviewer sitting on a toilet with their feet on the squatty potty
    reviewer photo of the squatty potty in front of a toilet

    FYI — many reviewers with chronic constipation and other gastrointestinal issues swear by this!

    Promising review: "I have severe stomach issues, which typically make me extremely constipated and cause going #2 to be very painful. I swear to you, I am so thankful for this thing that I'm buying a second one for my downstairs bathroom. I am able to go in a quarter of the time it normally took. It's like it does the work for you. This is extremely embarrassing to write but I'm doing it cause maybe it will help someone else. I promise it's not a waste of money and it's probably one of the best things I've bought off Amazon, and I buy a lot. Don't wait if you have problems or someone you love does. This is going to be a game changer." —Justin Younce

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

    4. A Lee Beauty Professional Callus Remover that'll smooth out all of the rough, crusty skin you thought your feet would be stuck with forever. All you do is soak your feet in warm water, dry 'em off, apply this gel, let it sit, then rinse it off and scrub!

    before and after of a calloused foot made smooth
    The bottle of callous remover

    If you need a quality rasp, check out the one below!

    Promising review: "I have had bad calluses on my feet since I was a kid. I have tried EVERYTHING to get rid of them. This stuff works better than anything I’ve ever tried. I soaked my feet in warm water, applied the gel and left it on for 10 minutes. I wiped the gel off and briefly soaked my feet again. I then used a rasp and was amazed at how much tough skin came off. I’m glad no one else saw it because it was embarrassing. Lol! Highly recommend!!" —InfoSec

    Get it from Amazon for $15.49.

    5. And a microplane foot file with serious smoothing power you'll want if your dry, cracked feet are in desperate need of some TLC. You'll be shocked by how much grated cheese — whoops, skin — it removes, even after the first use. I mean, the photos say it all!

    reviewer before and after photos showing their dry, cracked heel on top and their smoother-looking heel below
    reviewer photo of the foot rasp next to a pile of dry skin flakes the rasp removed from their feet

    Promising review: "I have purchased every callus cream on the market and it has been a waste of time and money. This simple device is a miracle worker. The callus on my big toe is very, very hard and the nearby callous along the side of the foot, while not as large and hard, is also difficult. I have used this device three days in a row, taking off a little at a time and not applying pressure. I apply lotion before and after using it and both areas show substantial improvement. It is important that you do not rush this process. Just a little at a time. Remember how long it took for that callus to form! Because I have been gentle and careful, I have no pain. Cleaning is simple. I wholeheartedly recommend!" —desertdragonfly

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    6. A nerve-calming electric lighter for anyone with a sliiight phobia of using matches. Let's face it, they're scary! This will help you light all of your favorite candles with confidence, save you money on lighter fluid, and easily reach low wicks in those super narrow candle holders. Bonus: It's really pretty, too!

    A rose gold lighter with an electric current
    BuzzFeed editor lighting a candle
    Emma Lord / BuzzFeed

    BuzzFeed Shopping's Emma Lord says: "This also comes in other pretty colors, but I am especially partial to this one because I bought it for my parents (their kitchen is entirely pink and one of my favorite places on Earth), and this was SO EASY to use — not to mention super safe! I'm a big weenie about fire (LOL, self-preservation) so I've always stuck to extended-arm gas lighters, but this is much better for the environment (plus cuter), so I feel a lot better about using it. You can read my full Leejie electric lighter review for more deets!"

    Promising review: "Works like a charm. I saw this in a TikTok. Knew immediately that I needed it. I love candles and this is so much better than a match or lighter. It’s kept a charge for months. I use it several times a month." —dwhite0312

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99+ (available in five colors).

    7. FlexiSnake drain cleaner to bust out when your water's taking forever to go down due to massive pipe-clogging hair clumps. Hey, shedding happens! All you do is insert the wand into your drain, rotate it, lift it up, and try not to gag when you see how much nastiness it extracts.

    reviewer holding the hair-filled flexisnake over a shower drain
    gif of reviewer pulling a long clump of hair out of a drain using the flexisnake

    This pack includes five wand refills!

    Promising review: "I LOVE this product. I have super thick, coarse hair and clog drains every time I shower, due to shedding. I have been using the shower drain cover that catches the hair before it goes down the drain, but I still shed a lot down the drain. All of my drains were slow so I used this and HOLY COW, SO much came out! My drains immediately started draining normally again, so these are now part of my regular home maintenance! I hate putting chemicals in my septic, so this is an AMAZING solution with immediate results. Highly recommended!!!" —Chelsea B

    Get a pack of five from Amazon for $19.99.

    8. A teeth-whitening pen you'll appreciate having on hand when you're between cleanings and notice those pearly whites are looking a liiittle less than ivory. Just swipe some of this on and say, "Cheese!"

    reviewer before and after photos showing their teeth looking much whiter 10 minutes after using the whitening pen
    reviewer holding the pair of whitening pens

    Apply for just 30 seconds once or twice daily for a smile that's four to eight times brighter. And, you'll get over 20 uses out of each pen!

    Promising review: "My teeth have been coffee stained for years. I’ve tried everything to whiten them, lucky I ordered these pens about a month before prom and within two uses I already noticed a huge difference! Unlike whitening strips it doesn’t leave your teeth splotchy and the taste is okay! I totally recommend this product!!!" —Allie

    Get a two-pack from Amazon for $19.99 — don't forget to apply the coupon to save $4!

    9. A NonScents refrigerator deodorizer, because if the smells coming from your fridge are rancid cheese-level, simply sticking a box of baking soda in there probably isn't gonna cut it. This handy thing helps get rid of odors on a molecular level rather than simply masking them, and each one lasts up to six months!

    Oh, and it'll also keep produce fresh for up to twice as long!

    Promising review: "I'm shocked at how efficient this is. I went on vacation and left raw chicken in my fridge. I came back and it was rancid. I've tried every DIY home remedy to rid the fridge of the smell — this was my last resort. I’ll never buy another product for a similar application. My fridge smelled brand new!" —MikeXXX

    Get it from Amazon for $12.97 (also available in multipacks). 

    10. A set of dermaplaning razors for those times when you notice some unwanted facial fuzz and you're like, Uh, this needs to go, stat. It's gentle enough to use on more sensitive areas and is wayyy faster than plucking individual hairs one by one.

    Reviewer using the tool to dermaplane their face
    reviewer using the tool to remove some hair from their face, with a visible hairless patch on their face after running the tool over it

    It'll also make your skin feel softer because it exfoliates as it shaves.

    Promising review: "I saw these on TikTok and was skeptical but they work so well. I use them for any facial peach fuzz and to shape my eyebrows and they're perfect." —Megan Kopicko

    Get a set of three from Amazon for $5.67 (also available as a pack of nine). 

    11. A nontoxic carpet deodorizing solution, because you love your pet, but having stained carpets and a house that reeks of pee 24/7? Yeah, not so much. Reviewers say it'll take care of stubborn messes and nasty lingering odors with its refreshingly minty scent, and since you use it with your vacuum, it's super low-maintenance!

    reviewer before photo showing a dirty carpet with lots of stains
    same reviewer's after photo showing the carpet without stains after being cleaned with the solution

    This solution works great with Bissell, Hoover, McCulloch, Rug Doctor, Kenmore, and Carpet Express vacuum cleaners.

    Sunny & Honey is a family-run small business making cleaning products designed for pet owners who want keep their homes stain- and odor-free. 

    Promising review: "A true sensory experience while completing a mundane, laborious chore! The scent from this cleaner was pleasing versus the harsh chemical smell from the other brands out there. Yet, it was able to remove old stains that had been in the carpet fiber for well over seven years. This surprised me as I had just accepted that those stains were there to stay. Plus, it's concentrated so I just used over a bit of the recommended amount. Now the carpet looks great with no grainy feel to it when you walk on it with bare feet; although I did vacuum afterwards. Just as important, the carpet does not have the unpleasant odor that has lingered and would rear its ugly head from time to time! Thanks to Amazon for carrying this and making it easy for me to locate on the site!!!" —Marie J.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in two sizes).

    12. A pair of cut-resistant gloves in case you have a tendency of nicking your little fingies every time you so much as try slicing a PB&J. Rather than relying on takeout 24/7, slip these on and they'll protect those precious hands — and have you chopping away with confidence.

    reviewer wearing one of the gloves while holding a knife near some sliced steaks
    close-up of reviewer's hand in the glove

    Promising review: "I bought the gloves because I had two nasty cuts in quick succession from a cheese grater. Anyone who has had injuries to their fingers knows how difficult it is to continue to do everyday activities and meal preparation while still protecting your wound. I received the gloves quickly after my order and pressed them into use immediately that evening. I am most impressed. My fingers/hands were protected from my very sharp grater and knife while I prepared dinner. I bought two pairs, one to keep and one to give as a gift. I am now going to buy a third pair in a larger size for a friend who also likes to cook but suffers from occasional run-ins with mandolines, graters, and knives. Great product!" —O'Hare

    Psst — check out BuzzFeed's NoCry Cut Resistant Gloves deep dive for more deets.

    Get them from Amazon for $9.69+ (available in sizes XS–XL and five styles).

    13. And a Dash Safe Slice Mandoline, which your accident-prone digits will be relieved to know doesn't require them to be anywhere near the blade! It has a protective hand guard, so if you've ever ended up in the ER in pursuit of uniformly thin potato slices, this will be your new best friend.  

    gif of reviewer using the mandoline to slice matchstick vegetables
    reviewer photo of thinly-sliced lemons in the bowl of the mandoline

    It comes with over 30 slicing options — from 1–8 millimeters thick! — and you can also use it for julienne- and matchstick-dicing. Just feed your ingredients through the tube, push the lever, and your slices will come out on the other side. 

    Promising review: "I tried to use a conventional mandolin one time...and sustained quite a cut. When I was asked to make my famous scalloped potatoes for Easter, I just didn't have it in me to slice the potatoes by hand (I have an autoimmune disease that often saps all of my energy). I love that your fingers never get close to the blade! They even provide a brush so you can safely clean the blade. This mandolin sliced 5 pounds of potatoes in no time at all and they were all a uniform thickness. Yes, you are able to adjust the size the cuts. I believe this has been my best kitchen investment this year." —Teri H

    Get it from Amazon for $48.32+ (available in seven colors). 

    14. A bottle of instant mold and mildew stain remover that'll probably make you believe in miracles once you see how quickly and effectively it makes those gross black spots on your shower disappear. 🤢 And you can use it on icky outdoor spaces, too!

    reviewer before and after photos showing a mold-covered ceiling next to the same ceiling looking stain-free
    time lapse gif of reviewer spraying a mildew-stained post on their porch and showing how the stains disappear

    FYI: Reviewers say this stuff is pretty heavy-duty and has a very strong smell, so be sure to cover your face and open a window if possible when using. They also suggest wearing clothes you don't mind getting bleached!

    Promising review: "Some background — we rent an apartment that is inside of a renovated 100-year-old home. The bathroom is very small with one tiny window and a fan. Since we moved in, we've been battling mold on the ceiling. After I got pneumonia, I finally decided we needed to go after this mold once and for all. Now, we've tried scrubbing it with bleach on a ladder in this tiny space and it lasts for a bit before growing back. Almost the entire ceiling was covered in spotted grey mold. This stuff is straight up sorcery. Every part of the ceiling I sprayed, the mold quite literally melted off. It's strong, so you'll need a mask and goggles. It took me a few times in and out of the bathroom to finish sections of the ceiling at a time. But, after letting the solution do its thing with no scrubbing, the ceiling is pristine. Like, this is the cleanest I've ever seen our bathroom ceiling and we've lived here for a few years. It even got all of the mold out of the caulk on the side of the bathtub. This stuff is well worth the money. Fair warning — it does have bleach in it and it will drip from the ceiling if you spray a lot (we needed to). So, be sure to take anything out of the bathroom that might react to bleach before you start and wear old clothes. 100% recommend this product.

    "Edit: Over a year later and the mold on our ceiling has never come back. I bought another bottle of this to easily remove any mold that pops up on our tile grout now in the tub. I recommend it to everyone!" —frugal athlete

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (also available in larger sizes and multipacks). 

    15. A pack of DressWeights to ensure you don't accidentally flash everyone whenever a breeze threatens to lift your skirt (oops!). Simply stick the adhesive weights to the inside hem of your dress and you'll be spared from any Seven Year Itch reenactments!

    The white weight on the inside hem of a dress
    model holding the small white weight, which is attached to the inner hem of their dress
    DressStrong / Etsy

    DressStrong is a New York City-based small biz owned by Christina, a self-proclaimed "Jersey Girl" who thought of the idea in 2012 as a way to help people avoid unwanted Marilyn Monroe moments. 

    Each adhesive should last six uses with proper care.

    Promising review: "What an amazing invention! I had my bridesmaids use these for my destination wedding. I got married outside by a very windy gazebo and they worked like a charm. Highly recommend!" —kimberlyo143

    Get four weights from DressStrong on Etsy for $15.

    16. An ingrown toenail treatment, which acts like a mini brace for your crooked and painful nail! It helps correct the nail's curve by eliminating pressure from the sides, and as you can see from the photos, the results are truly remarkable. 

    reviewer photo of their overly curved toenail next to a photo of the same toenail looking much straighter after one week
    A customer review photo showing their toe before, during, and after using the treatment

    Promising review: "I have been struggling with a big toe ingrown toenail for over 10 years. Every once in a while I have to cut my nail out of the skin — it hurts. This product is so simple to use and it makes sense — a rigid plastic 'brace' that goes across your nail to help it grow in a flatter fashion than digging into your skin. And...IT WORKS!!! Seriously wanted to go get surgery on this toe but using this product saved me from that. My nail is flatter and growing normally. I have told all my friends about this. Oh ya also — it’s less conspicuous than a big brace or something that needs to be cranked. It’s just a piece of rigid plastic glued to the sides of your nail to gently bring it to normal position. If you are having issues try this!" —emcincygirl

    Get a pack of 10 transparent braces from Amazon for $44.99.

    17. A box of Mighty Patch blemish patches containing hydrocolloid to spot-treat those pesky skin eruptions that always seem to pop up at the most inconvenient times. Leave 'em on overnight, and in the morning you'll be rewarded with a patch full of gross-yet-satisfying white residue (aka pimple gunk). Even if your blemish doesn't completely disappear, it'll be way less discernible!

    Reviewer before and after photo using patches
    reviewer photo of the red and white box of pimple patches

    BuzzFeed Shopping's Ciera Velarde says: "I've used this specific brand for years now and have found them to be the best at reducing the size and redness of breakouts! Whenever I notice a zit popping up, I put one of these one right before bed, and it stays put all night, even when I toss and turn a lot. By morning, it's much less noticeable and is practically nonexistent when I cover the zit with makeup. It's such a great practically zero-effort way to treat blemishes!"

    Promising review: "I heard all about these on TikTok, so I decided to order. I switched my birth control and was having a ton of breakouts, these are amazing! They helped me stop picking at my face and my skin is so clear now. Will always have these in my house from now on!" —Kiara Galloway 

    And check out BuzzFeed Shopping editor Amanda Davis' full Mighty Patch review for more info!

    Get a pack of 36 from Amazon for $12.99.

    18. And a nourishing acne oil specifically made with blemish-prone skin in mind so you can stop those breakouts in their tracks before they ambush your vacation photos. Not this year, zits! It helps reduce the appearance of scars while preventing future breakouts from popping up, and you can use it for spot treating pesky flare-ups or mix it into your favorite moisturizer and apply all over your face.

    before and after showing a model with a breakout on their face, next to a photo of their face looking much clearer
    the blue bottle of face oil next to a plant
    Blume

    Blume is a BIPOC, woman, and family-owned small biz based in Vancouver that makes cruelty-free, vegan, environmentally-friendly skincare in snazzy packaging. 

    Promising review: "This stuff is AMAZING and MAGIC. I ordered more out of fear of running out. All acne and fade products have dried or broken out my skin further. This stuff clears my skin, makes it glow, and hydrates it. Beyond beyond obsessed. THANK U BLUME! Xoxo" —Kaitlin A

    Get it from Blume for $28.

    19. A pair of absorbent underwear to catch any surprise leaks due to your period, pregnancy, or unpredictable ol' life in general. The padded midsection offers the equivalent of two tampons' worth of protection, and they'll save you money on sanitary products *and* new bedsheets!

    side view of reviewer wearing the black underwear with a sweatshirt
    reviewer wearing the lavender underwear with a sports bra

    FYI, many reviewers say these run small and suggest sizing up.

    Promising review: "Honestly, I was skeptical when these first arrived. I thought, 'You expect these THIN panties to hold back the monthly floods of the vaginapocalypse?' But after years of struggling with rashes from disposable pads and having a too-heavy flow for most tampon products, this was my last chance. Low and behold, I tried these bad boys on my second heaviest day, and it was MAGICAL. The panties felt dry even though I’m sure I was bleeding quite heavily; they even felt like they helped with the inevitable crotch-swamp dampness that happens on obscenely hot days. I was able to hike for hours in the hot sun without needing a sweaty pad change, and that’s a godsend right there. I ended up changing to the second pair in the middle of the day, though I didn’t notice any smell or really any blood, and no rashes to speak of! I rinsed the panties with cold water and soap right after use, and threw them into the wash on cold for good sanitary measure. The thing I love most though, is that I don’t have to wake up in the middle of the night worrying if my pad has shifted and if I’m leaking all over the bed. For the first time in YEARS, I can sleep comfortably throughout the night on my period. AMAZING!" —Dorkface

    Get it from Amazon for $12.70+ (available in women's sizes XXS–6XL, as well as in multipacks in a variety of colors). 

    20. A goofy yet essential pair of onion goggles, because if you've ever found yourself sobbing through a mountain of onions while preparing dinner, you're gonna be so grateful you made the investment. Sure, they might look a little (okay, a lot) funny, but they'll keep the tear-causing fumes from reaching your eyes!

    BuzzFeeder wearing the black and green onion goggles
    reviewer wearing the goggles while chopping onions
    Britt Ross / BuzzFeed, www.amazon.com

    As you can see from the ~extremely~ stylish photo above, I own these very goggles! Ok, maybe they're not the coolest-looking accessories in the world, but NONETHELESS (!) they are an absolute lifesaver if you suffer from painful eye stinging and tearing while slicing those alliums. I used to avoid recipes that called for any onion that wasn't a scallion because I hated preparing onions with all my might, but once these entered my life, I found myself chopping away with ease. The key is to make sure the goggles create a really tight seal around your eyes — I have a smaller head, so I sometimes have to really push them on to make sure they're airtight, but once I figured this out, it was a total game changer. Will you feel super silly while you have 'em on? Yes! Will you care after you see your finished pile of onions that were chopped without shedding a single tear? No! And if I'm willing to plaster myself wearing them all over BuzzFeed, you can definitely wear them in the privacy of your own kitchen. I cannot and will not live without these, and I highly recommend them to anyone who also suffers from onion tears!

    Promising review: "I am about as sensitive to onion enzymes as a person can possibly be, and I have tried everything. A friend got these and posted a picture of herself with them and I had to look them up. They're definitely not as cheap as some swimming goggles but MAN are they worth it! These goggles are more like safety glasses, so they are easier to take on and off and are much more comfortable than actual goggles. I wasn't sure the soft foam around the inside would actually keep the onion enzymes out, since my face and head are decidedly on the small side, but it did! And lastly, they were crystal clear the whole time so I could take my time cutting my onions perfectly, rather than the hacking they usually get as I try to be done as quickly as possible." —Liz Lare

    Get them from Amazon for $17.78+ (available in five colors). 

    21. A handy little critter catcher, which is essential if you're someone who can't even watch A Bug's Life without having nightmares (hey, it's okay!). It traps those creepy-crawlies while keeping you at a very safe and reassuring arm's length, and since it doesn't kill them, you can release those spiders outside where they belong. 

    gif of reviewer using the green critter catcher to trap a bug on a wall
    reviewer photo of the pink critter catcher on a table next to some small items it came with and a fake spider

    Promising review: "This thing is awesome! Initially I was hesitant that it would squish the little guys or they would fall out in transport but it's great! Highly recommend! Sorry your GPS brought you into my house, little guy, I will help you find your way back outside :)" —Crystal R

    Get it from Amazon for $22.95+ (available in three styles).

    22. A bottle of Oh Yuk jetted tub cleaner, because let's be real — cleaning the jets in your jacuzzi probably wasn't something you'd thought about until you realized you were soaking in a bath full of dirt. 🤢 With this, you'll be looking at a sparkling tub in just 15 minutes — just run the water, pour the cleaner in, and turn the jets on!

    reviewer before photo showing a tub full of dirty foam while being cleaned
    reviewer after photo of the tub filled with perfectly clear water after being cleaned

    Oh Yuk is a family-owned small business based in Minnesota that specializes in PhD chemist-formulated cleaning products for home appliances, from dishwashers and washing machines to hot tubs and jetted bathtubs. 

    Promising review: "I am TOTALLY 100% thrilled with Oh Yuk Jetted Tub Cleaner! My tub has never been so clean. Over the course of several days I ran three courses of treatment, with each use producing 'yuk' — however, less 'yuk' as time went on. I'm ordering more — TODAY — because I want to really get down to the bottom of so many years of crud. I recommend this product highly. I would have never known anything could work so well — and that my previous cleaning efforts were not really getting the job done. This product does the job! I would have taken pictures, however it was too embarrassing! ;-)" —AvalonBlue

    Get it from Amazon for $17.84.

    23. A pack of denture cleaning tablets that'll remove those gnarly stains from your night guard — your mouth deserves better than crusty dental appliances! Oh, and they'll kill 99% of odor-causing bacteria, which equals better breath. 

    Reviewer's Invisalign, which look slightly yellow and stained
    The same Invisalign looking significantly cleaner

    Promising review: "I really loved this product. I am currently waiting for a new Invisalign set. My old Invisalign needed to be cleaned. I read the reviews and decided to purchase. OMG it worked! There was a fresh taste and they were clean. I wished I had found this product sooner. I did let them soak overnight only because I had been wearing them for the last four months. Nothing happened to Invisalign; there was no weakness or anything. Just very clean and fresh. If I could have given the product 10 stars I would have." —Lisa R.

    Get 120 tablets from Amazon for $21.44 (also available in a pack of 240). 

    24. And speaking of breath, a stainless-steel tongue scraper, which won't just benefit you, but also everyone you come into contact with, since they'll be spared from smelling your nasty morning mouth. Gum and mints only go so far, but if you wanna nip the problem in the (taste) bud, proper tongue maintenance is much more effective!

    reviewer pic of yellow tinged tongue
    reviewer pic of same user's tongue now clean

    Just place the cleaner toward the back of your tongue, glide it forward to scrape off any residue, repeat a few times, and rinse!

    Promising review: "On the list of things TikTok made me buy ... You guys!!!! I don’t know why I waited so long to use one of these but here I am AMAZED!! I really recommend. True game changer!" —Aliyah Lofton

    Another promising review: "Take all my money! This tool is beyond amazing. I don't go anywhere without it! I used to think using a toothbrush to clean my tongue was good enough, but my husband gently pointed out that I needed more help. Ever since starting with this scraper, my mouth hasn't smelled at all. I use it regularly (about once every day, depending on what I've eaten) and it's saved my life. I'm not embarrassed or self-conscious when I'm talking to people up close. It's especially great with removing dairy products that stay on your tongue forever. I will never go without this tongue scraper." —Jennifer

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (also available in packs of two or 12). 

    25. Plus a bottle of dentist-formulated oral rinse that'll combat stinky breath by targeting all of that gross bacteria in your mouth. It's clinically proven to keep odors at bay for over 12 hours, and its mildly minty flavor will get rid of any funky tastes the bacteria is causing as well. 

    Promising review: "Why didn't I find it before? It's very embarrassing to admit, but I had very stinky breath. It did smell like s..t and I tried many products that didn't work. Just follow instructions and 'deep throat' gargle for 30 seconds or so for best results. I can say that my breath has improved by 50%, which is a huge huge difference. Morning breath is not as bad. I can talk to people with confidence and that all it counts. Thank you Amazon!!!" —Shopper5

    Get a pack of two from Amazon for $15.34 (also available as a pack of six).

    26. A bacteria- and virus-killing Clorox Toilet Wand Starter Kit complete with refill heads so you're not stuck with a vile-looking bowl or a gag-inducing brush in the corner of your b-room (we all know there's no way of really cleaning those!). Just stick one of the disposable sponges on, give your toilet a good scrub, and pop it off into the trash. 

    A customer review before and after photo of their stained toilet and then the clean toilet after use
    reviewer photo of the white toilet wand and holder next to a pack of disposable sponges

    The kit comes with a wand, six refill heads filled with Clorox, and a storage caddy. The wand has a convenient button you can use to dispose of the used sponge heads in the trash, and the heads are uniquely shaped to fit under the rim of your toilet. 

    Promising review: "So, we have a toilet that belongs to the cats. We don't use it, we don't look at it, we like to pretend it does not exist. Even with semi-regular flushing, cat waste is pretty nasty stuff that builds up quickly in the bowl. One of these wands cleaned it up in a single session (pictured above)!" —Whitney

    Get it from Amazon for $11.98

    27. Or a gentle yet effective pumice cleaning stone that'll keep your bowl sparkling, even in the midst of limescale, water rings, rust, and anything else that might be making your toilet look ~unsightly~. And since it comes with a handle, you won't be putting your hand near anything you'd...rather not.

    Reviewer photo of their toilet bowl, which has dark yellow and brown stains on it
    Same reviewer's toilet looking white and clean after using the stone

    It's also chemical-free, meaning no headache-inducing odors!

    Promising review: "I have very hard water that leaves buildup and nasty stains. It’s embarrassing to have guests over because the toilets are so gross! I have tried so many products and cleaning solutions — from natural essential oils to harsh chemicals so strong I was lightheaded for the rest of the day. Well, I tried out this pumice stone after reading about it in a BuzzFeed article, and honestly the hype is real! It does take some elbow grease, but the after picture is from only 20 minutes of scrubbing, light enough that I didn’t break a sweat! The stone does get used up, but I think this one should last me a couple of years at least. So if you have embarrassing toilets, try this!" —Stephanie Ray

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (also available in packs of two or four). 

    28. And some deodorizing toilet bombs in case you'd like to be distracted by a pretty flower shape rather than thinking about the not-so-pleasant task at hand. Simply pop one into the bowl, let it fizz up, brush, and flush!

    someone holding a yellow, flower-shaped toilet bomb
    Blue Poppy Bath / Etsy

    P.S. The maker also says they use these to clean their garbage disposal!

    Based in Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin, Blue Poppy Bath makes handmade bath and body products in a truly mind-blowing variety of scents (and their packaging is super cute!).

    Promising review: "Love these toilet bombs! I bought the lemon verbena and the smell is wonderful, but not overwhelming. Fantastic product! Thank you!" —Heather Villanueva

    Another promising review: "I saw these recommended on BuzzFeed. I tried them and as a housecleaner, as a profession, I have not seen anything clean so well and easy. Somehow the toilet even stays cleaner longer!" —Marcie Johnson

    Get a 10-pack from Blue Poppy Bath on Etsy for $9.50 (available in eight scents). 

    29. A tube of antiperspirant lotion for anyone who's ever experienced excessive hand sweating and has vowed, "No more!" Just dab a bit of this onto your hands in the morning and at night so it can work its sweat control magic and you can go about your day with dry palms. 

    reviewer holding the white and orange tube of antiperspirant lotion
    reviewer's palm without any trace of sweat next to the tube of antiperspirant lotion

    FYI — some reviewers said that their hands felt quite dry after using this and recommend following up with a moisturizer.  

    Promising review: "My daughter has had hyperhidrosis her whole life. She literally dripped sweat (...drops!) from her hands and feet. She has been using this product for a few weeks twice a day on her hands, and it has stopped her sweating where even prescription options have failed. As it started to work for her, she said her hands felt 'chalky.' I felt her hands, and for the first time in her life they felt like everyone else's hands normally feel. Her self-esteem has instantly increased. I'm so glad I found this product. It's amazing." —Shannon Nintzel

    Get it from Amazon for $19.85 (also available in packs of two or three).

    30. And a sweat-proof tee designed with absorbent underarm gussets that'll soak up condensation from moisture-prone pits to keep you nice and dry. It's also made with a thermo-regulating fabric that'll help you stay cool, meaning you'll be less likely to sweat in the first place!

    side view of model wearing the beige tee with their arm raised to show the subtle outline of the underarm gusset
    model wearing the black tee
    Numi

    Promising review: "Even with using prescription-strength anti-perspirant, I will have pit stains within an hour of putting on a shirt. Because of this, I have almost exclusively worn black shirts for years. But no longer! I bought two of these shirts to try out and can now go all day long with no pit stains! I even tried going on a long walk with a sweater on and did not sweat through it. These shirts are very comfy and are thin enough to be able to wear under another top without having visible lines. This shirt is worth every penny." —K.M.

    Another promising review: "I am very pleased with The Signature! I was afraid I'd feel really hot wearing it, but I have not felt overheated. The material is breathable and allows fabric to move freely over it. My clothes do not cling or get bunched around it. Most importantly, it has kept my clothing clean and free of sweat stains. I plan on buying another one!" —Meg L.

    Get it from Numi for $52 (originally $65; available in women's sizes XS–1X and four colors — not all colors available in all sizes). 

    31. A box of wart-removing pads for anyone who'd like those pesky growths gone with as little effort as applying a bandage. They're medicated with concentrated salicylic acid, and all you do is place a new pad over the wart every 48 hours until it disappears!

    Promising review: "This stuff works! I’ve never had a wart in my life! At first I thought it was a small callus but as months went by it was getting larger. I started to Google and realized I had a plantar wart on my thumb! Eww, embarrassing! Bought the invisible strips and it removed my small wart in four days and my big wart in eight!! I couldn’t believe it. I left the strips on for two days then pulled back the dead skin with a cuticle clipper and reapplied! My bigger wart was a little tougher to remove and I had irritated my skin trying to cut it out, so I left it alone for few days before reapplying strip, and by the second 48-hour treatment, it was gone! I thought my skin would be damaged but it looks like nothing was ever there!" —Audrey N.

    Get 14 pads from Amazon for $8.06 (also available in a pack for feet). 

    32. A set of Kegel weights that'll help strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with just 15 minutes of daily use. Having a stronger pelvis helps with things like bladder control, uterine support, and childbirth recovery, and can also improve comfort during sex. 

    This set comes with six weights designed for everyone from first-time users to "kegel experts"!

    Promising review: "Since starting, my bladder control has significantly improved. I am now able to sneeze or cough without peeing myself. Yes, that's right. I am able to hold my pee longer, which means I can actually make it to the bathroom without dribbling on myself. The best part is that just a few short weeks into the program you will have results you can feel. I think every woman who has ever had kids should try this, out. The overall quality of my life has improved. Ditch your panty liners, stop the embarrassing dribbles, no more mad dashes to the rest room because of a weak bladder. Even my sex life has improved; I have control of those pelvic muscles now. Just remember to wash the weights before and after each use with an antibacterial spray, and allow time to air dry before putting them away. I say air dry because if you wipe them dry with a cloth you run the risk of giving yourself a bladder infection or urinary tract infection, and those are no laughing matter. Easy to use, easy to clean, stores away quickly." —Lady Tauber

    Get a set of six weights from Amazon for $54.99 (also available with lubricant). 

    33. A pack of four toe separators for anyone seeking relief from painful bunions or toe overlap. Reviewers say the flexible cushioning, which was designed to conform to your toes, is comfortable even while wearing shoes, and the latex-free, medical-grade gel is easy to wash between uses. 

    A reviewer's toe with the second toe overlapping with the big toe
    The same reviewer's foot showing the toe separator preventing the overlap from occuring

    Promising review: "I've noticed bunions developing in the past month and the pain is becoming more intolerable. I put these on for the first time after wearing heels all day. Within just a few minutes of wearing them, I knew I had found an answer. I was able to wear them in my tennis shoes during my workout with no issues. I don't want to take them off! While there is nothing sexy about how they look, there is also nothing sexy about a bunion. I'll choose to wear them and have happy feet." —R Harlow

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in eight colors).

    34. A box of L'Oreal Magic Root Rescue so you won't be going around with what my hairstylist affectionately calls "hot roots," aka the half inch-plus of contrasting hair color you inevitably end up seeing just a few months after getting highlights. Just apply some of the gel onto your roots, let it sit, rinse it out, and voila!

    reviewer before photo showing their dark roots against their blonde hair
    same reviewer's after photo showing their roots blending in with their blonde hair much more after using the root touch-up

    Promising review: "Love this product. I go to a salon every few months for a total re-dye of black, but the roots get pale and dingy between then. I have medium-thin hair and this little container has enough to do all my roots and 20% of bottle left. It doesn’t stain my scalp and it stays put. I did it two weeks ago and I'm still pleased. Also, the price of the two-pack makes for a definite value. Will purchase again." —Katy perry

    Get a two-pack from Amazon for $13.94+ (available in 14 shades).

    35. An essential bottle of Poo-Pourri, which reeeally comes in handy when you've done some serious damage in your b-room and create stenches you wouldn't subject your worst enemy to. Spritz some of this to cover your tracks and your roommate will be none the wiser. 

    Promising review: "My wife and I live full-time in our motorhome. Our small space gives us few options, other than leaving the coach, to escape the odors from our spouse's calls of nature. This spray does an excellent job of minimizing the offensiveness of those odors without having an obnoxious odor of its own. It's in a convenient size to easily fit a pocket or purse. Only a puff or two is necessary to do the job. Therefore, this little two-ounce bottle can last for many months. We always keep a bottle of this spray handy in our medicine cabinet." —Lewis A Edge Jr

    Get it from Amazon for $11.80 (check out Poo-Pourri's Amazon storefront for many other sizes and scents). 

    36. And a pack of appropriately named Subtle Butt gas-neutralizing pads that are absolute lifesavers when you're out and about and realize everyone is three seconds away from catching ~wind~ of the smelly effects of your cabbage-laden lunch. 😬 Or not! With these, what happens in your underpants stays in your underpants. 

    the pads
    The pads on a thong showing it looks similar to a pantyliner
    Amazon

    If you're prone to gassiness, simply stick one of the charcoal pads onto your undies for peace of mind!

    Promising review: "It seems weird reviewing this but I figured people would want to know if this works before ordering just as much as anything. I ordered these for my mother-in-law who had stomach cancer years back. They removed most of her stomach and from then on she suffered from very odoriferous flatulence to the point of not wanting to be in public. She said that these really do work! After her recommendation, I ordered for myself since I have had gastric bypass which causes the same issues. Very comforting knowing that I won't have to 'cut and run' anymore. :)" —Kindle Custome

    Get a pack of five from Amazon for $12.99.

    37. A pack of Breathe Right Nasal Strips you should have on hand if your snoring's so loud, it makes your cat switch rooms on a nightly basis. They'll open your nasal passages by over 30% and relieve snore-causing congestion — nighttime just got more comfortable for you *and* your sleepmates!

    model sleeping while wearing the nasal strips, with an image insert of the box of nasal strips
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Have you ever slept with someone who snores? Me neither — because it's impossible to sleep with a chainsaw in your bed. My husband, for all his wonderful qualities (and I mean really wonderful), is not a quiet sleeper. He can drift off in a matter of a minute or two (no kidding!) and begin sawing logs like Paul Bunyan (yes, I know he used an axe...stay with me) without so much as twitching. Meanwhile, I'm on the other side of our bed with a pillow over my head, remaining awake to the vibration of his snoring through the mattress. (I might be being a little dramatic...) Enter Breathe Right. So far, on the nights when I can get him to put it on, we both sleep like a dream! The challenge is catching him to remind him to wear it before he goes to bed. One tip: be sure to wash your face and dry it thoroughly before you put it on. I've found several of these stuck to the pillow case in the morning when he forgot to 'degrease.'" —Stella

    Get a pack of 30 from Amazon for $11.26.

    38. A very meta hairbrush cleaning brush, because all of that dusty, lint-looking stuff stuck to your bristles isn't gonna get rid of itself. This helpful tool has its own small bristles and a pointy tip to give your brush the thorough deep cleaning it's likely needed since 2019. 😬

    reviewer's before photo of their lint-filled hairbrush
    same reviewer's after photo showing their hairbrush without lint next to the cleaning brush, with a pile of lint that was removed between them

    The pointy tip reaches hair in your brush's small interior crevices, while the spiky bristles catch onto the strands and help lift them out. Finally, the stiff bristles at the end will take care of all of the dusty lint just floating around in there (ew!). Reviewers recommend giving your brush a good soak in warm water after using this tool to make it shine!

    Promising review: "It seemed ridiculous to buy a brush for my hairbrush, but this really works! I had recently bought a new hairbrush and I was shocked by the amount of fuzzies and dust that it accumulated so quickly — it looked dirty! I found this and scrubbed my regular hairbrush and all the lint/fuzzies came out. The bristles are very stiff so I was worried about damaging the boar bristles in my hairbrush but it didn’t at all. I feel like my hairbrush is a lot cleaner now!" —Kate

    Get it from Amazon for $11.95

    39. A caffeinated butt mask you can slap onto your cheeks for a bum so ~smooth,~ it'll give Santana and Rob Thomas a run for their money. And besides, why should your face have all the fun?

    model wearing the teal mask on their butt cheeks
    model holding up the teal mask packaging, which is shaped like a butt
    Amazon

    This vegan mask comes with a sheet for each cheek, and to use, simply apply it to your *clean* booty and leave on for 10-15 minutes. 

    Promising review: "I haven’t had a product work this well so quickly in a long time. Ya girl has acne. Everywhere. It’s terrible, very traumatizing. I used this butt sheet mask yesterday. Today? My ass looks GREAT. I’m buying four more." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    40. An admittedly confusing-at-first pet-licking brush that'll strengthen the bond between you and your beloved furry friend, since it mimics the soothing action of their mother grooming them (while removing excess fur from their coat before it gets all over your house). You'll be spared from their shedding, and they'll be in absolute ~bliss~, which makes the potential of you feeling sliiightly silly 100% worth it. 

    model with the pink grooming brush in their mouth while grooming a cat
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Great product, highly recommend. My cats love this. It is thicker and heavier than I imagined, and I was nervous it would be too much, but it's great — even my rabbits enjoy it." —Christine Kraidman

    Get it from Amazon for $16.95 (available in pink or gray). 

    41. A pack of disposable urinals you're gonna be so ~relieved~ you purchased when you're on a road trip and realize the next rest stop is many, many miles away. These can be used while standing or sitting and have an absorbent, odorless, leak-proof pouch to contain your pee without it going everywhere. 

    reviewer photo of the yellow box of disposable urinals resting on a thermos in a truck's cupholder
    reviewer holding up the disposable urinal, which looks like a long, thin white pouch

    Promising review: "As embarrassing as it is to admit, I used this in the car on a road trip. I didn't know exactly what to expect but I was thrilled with the outcome! I pulled over, positioned myself over the bag, and it was easy peezy! The crystals absorbed the urine and there was no mess or smell. I have kids and these will work great for them too. I'm really glad I bought these. We travel with our dog EVERYWHERE and we can't leave him in the car to stop for bathroom breaks at rest stops so these have already proven themselves perfect for traveling." —Ella

    Get a six-pack from Amazon for $18.49.

    42. Or a urination device perfect for bringing on hikes and camping trips, since it's a high-grade silicone funnel that can be washed out and reused. Plus, it's lightweight and folds down for easy packing. 

    Promising review: "This is convenient for indoor or outdoor use. It is also compact for carrying in a purse or backpack. It comes in a soft plastic bag within a drawstring bag to keep it clean and easy to carry. It is easy to clean. Just rinse with water and a gentle soap. You can also use a wipe (flushable or baby wipe) until you are able to wash it. Shake it dry or use a napkin or paper towel. It can be used from young kids to adults indoors at public restrooms, in a portable bathroom, and outdoors on a hike or walk in the woods." —Diane Feliciano

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in three colors). 

    43. And bringing up the "rear," a portable Tushy bidet to help you maintain booty cleanliness, even when there's no TP in sight. It expands and collapses to save space in your bag, and when you're ready to use it, just fill it with water, squeeze, and spray! 

    gif of someone demonstrating how to use the travel bidet
    the pink travel bidet
    Tushy

    It comes with a handy hook to latch onto your bag, or you can keep it tucked away in the included carrying case if you want to be ~discreet~. 

    Promising review: "OMG! This product is the 💩! I mean that in a good way! I never thought I could leave my house after getting a bidet for my toilet, but now? That portable Tushy is AMAZING! I go overland camping and I now have the cleanest bum in the woods! It is EVERYTHING IT CLAIMS TO BE! I can’t live my life without my travel Tushy…ever! Best product ever!" —Cathleen K. 

    Another promising review: "Love having my travel Tushy! It’s very compact and easy to pack. Also, works great. Just fill it up and give it a squeeze. Worth the investment and a great substitute to have ready for travel." —Jay E.

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95 or Tushy for $29 (available in three colors). 

    You after realizing you'll never have to use matches ever again:

    Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.