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How Buzz Lightyear would say he wasn't a toy, yet would become an inanimate object whenever Andy was around:
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How 3D Doritos somehow tasted better than regular Doritos, even though they were the exact same thing:
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How no matter how many tickets you won, these were the only prizes you could ever get at Chuck E. Cheese's:
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How the hell a Chia Pet grew with like little water or dirt:
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How Ariel, who knew how to write, didn't communicate with Prince Eric by writing things down:
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What the hell were Scooby Snacks made of and why were they so addictive:
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Why the contestants on Supermarket Sweep just didn't run to grab the expensive stuff first, like cheese and baby formula:
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Why all the Froot Loops colors tasted the same and why none of them tasted like fruit:
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Why they even bothered to make these different colors 'cause once you started eating it the colors would mix and turn grey:
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How the freak did this shit disappear:
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What exactly the mystery flavor of the white Airhead was:
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Why Pete and Pete's parents gave them the same name:
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How they knew what type of DNA they were going to get from the mosquitos in Jurassic Park:
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What the hell was inside of these...
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How the hell CatDog went to the bathroom:
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How the kid in Blank Check was able to afford all the things he bought with just a million dollars:
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How the heck did they draw Magic Eye books:
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What made Heinz think that kids wanted green and purple ketchup:
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And finally, why did they label this "No Tears!" when it burned your eyes like crazy:
