1.Dreaming one day of having a tree house just like Punky's on Punky Brewster:
2.Owning a bunch of Smurf PVC figures that you had no idea where they came from (but that you absolutely loved):
3.And owning a bunch of Fisher-Price Little People that you had no idea where they came from (but that you absolutely loved):
4.Having the Fisher-Price Little People Family Playhouse be both for your Little People and other PVC figures, like the Smurfs — since in your head, they all lived in the same universe:
5.Being entertained by playing with your paper dolls for like 10 minutes, tops:
6.Being grossed out by the taste of the stickers in the Sticker Fun coloring books:
7.Always being scared that these were going to pop off your head and hurt someone:
8.Wearing ruffled socks like these:
9.And wearing fancy ruffled socks whenever you went to a party or anywhere ~fancy~:
10.Playing your favorite tapes on this exact player:
11.Owning a bunch of Care Bear books — which always felt a little preachy, but were cute:
12.Knowing you were going to get an Icee if you went to Target or K-Mart with your parents:
13.Owning either the ballerina jewelry box...
14....or one that looked like this (that also doubled as a Barbie dresser during playtime):
15.Using Baby Magic baby lotion that came in bottles that looked like this:
16.Thinking you were oh-so-grown up when you finally got a pair of lace-up ankle roller skates :
17.And thinking Swatch watches were the chicest watches around:
18.Having a pretty bedsheet set that looked like it was straight out of a Laura Ashley catalog:
19.Using Sparkle Crest for Kids toothpaste and low-key being tempted to eat it (it had no right to taste that sweet):
20.Carrying all your Chuck E. Cheese tokens in their waxy soda cups:
21.Never really playing Pictionary like you were supposed to and basically just doodling on the pads:
22.Thinking you were a FASHION DESIGNER 'cause of Fashion Plates:
23.Watching Dynasty with your mom or grandma and having no idea what was going on, but being invested in the over-the-top drama — as well as having to close your eyes during the sex scenes:
24.Knowing that, even by '80s standards, Small Wonder had BAD special effects and was also budget-looking:
25.Playing with your Sea Wees during bath time — which were friends with My Little Pony ponies, your other bath time toys:
26.Wanting a Ben Cooper character Halloween costume and regretting it when you went trick-or-treating 'cause the mask would barely let you see and breathe:
27.Totally wanting to kick ass like She-Ra:
28.And liking the Misfits over Jem and the Holograms (LBH, their songs were way better and they were legit rock stars):
29.Thinking Breyers Viennetta was the fanciest dessert you could eat:
30.And thinking that Grey Poupon was something only rich people ate:
31.Feeling cool whenever you wore these pen bracelets (even if they weren't great for writing with):
32.Wanting a Power Pad for your Nintendo, even if you had no idea what the hell you could play with it:
33.Thinking you were cool and grown-up because you read Girl Talk books:
34.Debating where you would stick your SandyLion stickers (especially the ballerina slipper ones):
35.And finally, dealing with the struggle of putting your Popple into its ball shape:
