2. This delicious jelly bean flavored milk – which bonus, is also low fat!
3. Speaking of delicious, nothing says “yum” like a canned peanut butter and jelly sandwich:
5. This Lakers T-shirt:
I’m pretty sure Wolverine is their point guard?
9. These Duck Dynasty California wines:
I mean, the show does take place in Louisiana.
11. This trippy Fourth of July T-shirt:
Seriously, what the hell is happening on this tee?
12. This douchey acne medication:
And, surprisingly, not made by the makers of AXE.
13. This apple pie flavored juice:
Just like mom used to make!
14. This Paula Deen approved butter flavored olive oil:
‘Cause you know, olive oil tastes sooo gross.
19. That “from kids” Mother’s Day card on the bottom left, with the word “kick ass” on it:
Because moms love it when you cuss.
21. These creepy severed feet flower pots:
Worse yet, they’re wearing flip-flops. FLIP-FLOPS!
24. These rather disgusting pickle flavored popsicles:
Why not just have a pickle?
27. This terrifying and gross Valentine’s Day box of beefy jerky:
Why is it covered in hair?
28. This Valentine’s Day cow, that also sings Kelis’ “Milkshake”:
I mean, who wouldn’t want to receive a cow as a Valentine’s Day gift?!
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