John Stamos Told An Awkward Story Of Masturbating To "Fuller House"

Have mercy! I don't know if I needed to know this.

So just in case you didn't know, John Stamos (aka Uncle Jesse from Full House and Fuller House) recently became a father for the first time earlier this year – at age 54.

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Well last night, John was a guest on Busy Tonight and he opened up about the process he and his wife went through to get pregnant.

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John told a story about how he was being placed in a room at the doctor's office to....um, give his sperm sample, and that while in there something unexpected happen:

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So, yeah, instead of getting some porn for visual stimulation John ended up getting an episode of Fuller House.

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He then added that if he was going to get off to himself it should be the early-'90s version of himself on Full House.

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I think someone should tell John I am sure most of America would be happy to get off to him both then and now!!!

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