1. Santa looks great after his juice cleanse.
2. To be honest, if you hung this on your tree most people are just going to think that you're really into The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
3. Santa's helper is just doing his job.
4. This could also double as a lollipop ornament. Right?
5. I really don't see anything wrong with this, like 90% of the snowmen end up looking like this.
6. Clearly, Santa doesn't like a panty line.
7. "Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight."
8. Hey, they're just playing hopscotch.
9. Just like us, Santa enjoys a quiet evening at home.
