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That there will never be a cooler or more sleekly designed phone than the Motorola Razr.
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That 90% of the fun of playing in The Sims was designing the house.
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That no matter what people say, Juicy Couture tracksuits still look good.
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That anti-skip protection was just a big lie.
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That there has never been a more iconic collab than "Lady Marmalade."
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That even though these tore up the inside of your mouth, they were the best candies ever:
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That there is no better song to scream all the words to than "Hollaback Girl."
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That there isn't a more startlingly loud moment than this intro:
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That there was nothing more irritating than downloading music, leaving it overnight, and seeing that it “timed out” or some shit by morning.
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That the "black-light test" on Room Raiders caused severe secondhand embarrassment.
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That there was a lot of struggle in deciding how to fill 80 minutes on a CD.
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That you went through a roller coaster of emotions whenever you burned a CD.
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That Next was the original Tinder.
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That the MTV VMAs peaked in 2003.
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That MTV Cribs peaked with the ICONIC Mariah Carey episode.
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That there was no more blissful feeling than hearing this commercial:
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That Ashanti and Ja Rule duets were very important.
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That everyone in this age group knows all the words to Blink-182's "All the Small Things."
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That you felt anguish whenever Blockbuster ran out of the new release you wanted.
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That this was the only acceptable thing to do whenever Internet Explorer crashed:
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That this is the saddest scene in a movie EVER:
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That it was important to document your every move on your AIM Away Message.
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That Mean Girls is the most quotable movie EVER.
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That Mean Girls 2 does NOT exist.
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That TRL was never the same after Carson Daly left.
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That the Warner Bros. Studio Store was the coolest store in the mall.
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That Abercrombie & Fitch was the most divisive store you could shop at.
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That there was no bigger thrill than coming home and seeing a new Myspace friend request.
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That NOTHING caused more drama than removing someone from your Top 8.
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That you can't hear Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" without thinking of The Hills.
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That there has never been a more iconic duo:
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That Nick and Jessica's breakup felt like such a betrayal.
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That A Goofy Movie is one of the best movies of the '90s.
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And finally, that nothing gave you more joy than passive-aggressively putting shady lyrics in your AIM profile because you were mad at your friend.
