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Nothing beats those all natural home remedies:
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Sometimes you just have one thing on the brain:
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Isn't that what AXE body spray normally smells like?
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Let's be honest, it is better than the chunky kind:
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Hey, don't knock it till you try it:
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I think Chipotle should really consider this as its new name:
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They really are making kids grow up so fast these days:
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Sounds like a mouthful:
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Is that a good kind of sore?
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That's one way to help make those payments:
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Sounds like a very busy day:
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That's an interesting way to pass the time:
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Sometimes you got work hard for what you want:
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Sounds like a fun night!
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Don't you hate it when this happens?
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I'm pretty sure that was the theme song for the porn parody:
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Really working for that promotion:
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That's one way to quench your ~thirst~:
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A very different way to start the day:
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Somehow the autocorrect fail was the least cringeworthy part of this text:
