1. The Force is weak for this creepy Yoda costume: Via yandy.com 2. If you ever had a thing for Cabbage Patch Dolls: Via yandy.com 3. If you've got a fetish for a certain mouse, then this costume is for you. Via yandy.com 4. Yup, even Pluto got an unnecessary sexified makeover: Via yandy.com What, no Goofy?! 5. Yeah, bet you didn't even know a "sexy" Mogwai from Gremlins could be a thing: Via celebrateexpress.com 6. This costume, sadly, does take us to infinity...and beyond: Via yandy.com 7. The perfect costumes for anyone who writes erotic Bert and Ernie fanfic: yandy.com 8. NOPE. Via yandy.com Seriously, we don't need a "sexy" Oscar the Grouch! 9. Oh come on, Patrick is, like, the MOST asexual character ever! Via spirithalloween.com 10. I'm pretty sure this might have been something one of those impostor Waldos wore in a Where's Waldo? Via yandy.com 11. Nobody saw Beetlejuice and thought, Mmmmm... Beetlejuice is HOT! Via yandy.com 12. Maybe there are some gamers out there who picture Sonic looking like this? Via yandy.com 13. This Gumby costume looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever: Via yandy.com 14. This really is an anti-Wednesday Addams costume: Via spirithalloween.com 15. Is this a Strawberry Shortcake or Katy Perry costume? Via spirithalloween.com 16. By the look on Rosie's decapitated head (which is being used as a purse), she does not approve of this costume: Via yandy.com 17. Well, I guess we're lucky Dan Aykroyd didn't wear this costume in Ghostbusters. Via spirithalloween.com 18. You're a vile costume, Mr. Grinch: Via yandy.com I wouldn't touch this costume with a 39.5-foot pole. 19. It looks like Barney is literally throwing up over this costume: Via yandy.com 20. And this Elmo skin costume, that can double as a gimp outfit. Via spirithalloween.com If you're into both Sesame Street and S&M.