1.When a customer destroys a section of the store you had just finished fixing:
2.When you hear this joke...a 100 times a day:
3.When a customer takes 100 items into the dressing room and proceeds to leave a huge mess (without buying a single thing):
4.When your manager takes a customer's side (even though they're wrong):
5.When a customer doesn't get their way and tells you that they're taking their business elsewhere:
6.When you're off the clock and a customer tries to get you to help them:
7.When you're on break and all hell breaks loose:
8.When it's taking all of your willpower to keep cool:
9.When a customer comes up to the register and proceeds to ignore you while they talk or text:
10.When a customer demands that you give them a discount on an item for very flimsy reasons:
11.When you're forced to take a return on a clearly used item that the customer insists has never been worn:
12.When you feel like you're going slowly insane from having to explain a simple store policy:
13.When a customer tries to use an expired coupon or a discount that doesn't apply:
14.When a customer begs you to open the door after you've closed and the registers have been balanced out:
15.When a customer insists you check the stockroom even though you know there isn't anything back there:
16.When you're trying to be positive, but 20 minutes into your shift you're remind about every reason why you hate retail:
17.When you have to work with the ONE manager who is waaaay too perky and into the job:
18.And finally, when a customer tries to make small talk and asks you what it's like working there, and you must fight every urge in your body to not say your true thoughts:
