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16 Disney Characters That Are Actually Assholes

Why are the good guys even bigger assholes than the bad guys?

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1. Ariel, The Little Mermaid.

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Why she's an asshole:

• Wants to leave her dad and entire family for a man she's never even spoken to.

• Also wants legs, even though she's a freaking mermaid. Like, why would you want to be a human when you're a majestic queen of the sea?

• Says "I'm not a child anymore" even though she most definitely is.

2. Belle, Beauty and the Beast.

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Why she's an asshole:

• Snobby and obnoxious.

• Literally the worst Disney princess. Remember how rude she was to the baker and all the other village people?

• Thinks she's better than everybody else because she reads.

3. Woody, Toy Story.

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Why he's an asshole:

- Was an asshole to Buzz when he arrived on the scene.

- Low-key thinks he's better than everybody else just because he gets to sleep in Andy's bed sometimes. Like, get over yourself, you're a cowboy.

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4. Troy, High School Musical.

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Why he's an asshole:

• Everyone talks about Sharpay being the bad guy of HSM, but Troy was that self-righteous jock that was embarrassed about being part of a school production until it became cool and then he was like OH EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME.

• Half of the reason Sharpay isn't a worldwide star.

5. Prince Charming, Cinderella.

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Why he's an asshole:

• Asked Cinderella to dance but didn't even ask her name.

• When he tried to find her, he couldn't even remember her face to recognise her and had to rely on her shoe size.

• He doesn't deserve to be a figure of romance. He's not deserving of his name, at all. He's literally the opposite of charming.

6. Cinderella.

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Why she's an asshole:

• Married a man that didn't even remember her face after they danced all night.

• Taught us to accept less than what we're worth... like a man that doesn't remember your goddamn face.

7. Max, A Goofy Movie.

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Why he's an asshole:

• So maybe Max is just acting out like a regular teenager, but he's such an asshole to his dad. Like, the biggest asshole. He's just trying to look after you Max.

• Always telling lies. And then more lies to cover lies.

• Ruins a roadtrip with his dad who just wants some quality father-son time.

8. Hannah Montana, Hannah Montana: The Movie.

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Why she's an asshole:

• Talking of teens acting out on their dads, Hannah was also an asshole to her family.

• And she basically forgets it's her best friend's birthday. What kind of friend is that?

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9. Flik, A Bug's Life.

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Why he's an asshole:

• The reason the grasshoppers are so mad.

• Basically ruins everything.

• OK he helped save the day, but only because he caused the mess in the first place.

10. Remy, Ratatouille.

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Why he's an asshole:

• I'm not even sorry, a rat in the kitchen is disgusting, whether it can cook or not.

• Probably gave all the customers a disease after the movie ended.

11. Prince Naveen, The Princess and the Frog.

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Why he's an asshole:

• Handsome, but an absolute fuckboy. You couldn't trust him as far as you could throw him.

• Turned Tiana into a frog.

• Lied about being rich.

• A bit of a sleaze around women.

12. Princess Atta, A Bug's Life.

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Why she's an asshole:

• So uptight it hurts. Even the Queen, who is probably 403 years old, is less uptight than her.

• Shouts and gets mad a lot. Honestly just calm down.

13. Andy, Toy Story.

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Why he's an asshole:

• Just abandons all of his toys like they don't have feelings.

• But also refuses to give them up to people who will actually love and care for them. Selfish.

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15. Li Shang, Mulan.

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Why he's an asshole:

• Is an asshole to Mulan, even after she saved his life.

• The living embodiment of "I HAVE MUSCLES EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME RAH RAH RAHHHHH".

16. And literally every other male protagonist, who are usually fuckboys as well as assholes but somehow manage to redeem themselves by the end of the movie. Looking at you Flynn.

Who do you think is the biggest Disney asshole? Let us know in the comments!

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