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1. An adorable cat-topped lipstick you may be afraid to apply, lest you smoosh the feline design.
2. Sarcastic notecards that any office job-having person can relate to. Now if only you could get up the nerve to actually send one.
3. A pair of tiny hands to help you do tiny tasks (mainly making people laugh).
4. A succulent candle with such a beautiful design, it'll be kind of hard to justify actually lighting it.
5. Ginormous shovel hands to make leaf-removal a kinda fun chore, as long as you're OK with your neighbors seeing you with them.
6. A miniature wacky waving inflatable tube man — you can learn some great moves from this guy.
7. A tin of Shakespeare bandages that add insult to injury.
8. A non-stick doughnut pan if you want to get really ambitious and make your sugary morning treats.
9. A whopping 50 stickers from The Office so delightful, you might never want to put them on anything.
10. Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.
11. A book with spaces and prompts to draw 642 different things. Maybe now you will stop talking about how you want to get back into drawing and just do it... maybe.
12. A fruit cap that any pet would look berry nice in. You just have to get the picture really, really fast.
13. A screaming goat statuette so you can annoy your coworkers after they spoil another podcast for you.
14. A wide-brimmed hat we promise your gorgeous head can totally pull off!
15. A bottle of Drinkwel supplements to help ease your hangover woes — the trick is just to remember to actually take them before you start imbibing.
16. A pack of wine condoms for people who won't stop saying "penis grigio."
17. A shark bath bomb that spits out blood when you drop it in water. Use it if you dare.
18. A pair of fondue mugs for anyone looking to dip their toes into the world of fondue. I personally, would like to dip my whole body into a vat of melted cheese, thank you.
19. A Snorlax Nintendo Switch case to help you keep your precious device safe while you're on the move. Now we just have to wait for a reason to bring it somewhere. ( •́ .̫ •̀ )
20. A reed diffuser that smells like your home or favorite state. Just be warned — it will eventually get used up if you open it.
21. A jar of fake snow you'll love playing with until the real stuff finally arrives.
22. A yellow frame for your door that all your friends will really love.
23. A handy machine that spits out froyo, ice cream, and sorbet so you can practice before opening your own scoop shop.
24. A pack of plastic balls so you can finally realize your dream of turning your living room into a giant ball pit. Now you just need your roommates to sign off on it.
25. An unofficial Harry Potter cookbook for plenty of ideas for what to throw into your cauldron. Now you just need to find a spell to motivate you to start cooking.
26. And a shot glass mold that's my personal favorite never-used purchase. I bought it to make cookie shots, but I mostly just use it to make ice. Still love it, though!
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