1. A pair of sheepskin insole inserts to add the snuggle factor to your slippers.
2. A tray's worth of tiny crystals from the crystal vending vending machine. Mystery crystals! How fun!!
3. Lightweight slides that'll bring some marshmallow-like style to your at-home look. Suh-weet!
4. A huge pack of Baby Yoda stickers so you can make everything you own a little cuter.
5. A live monstera plant that can be safely mailed right to your door.
6. A jewelry-cleaning pen you can count on to add new shine to your gems, no costly trip to the jeweler needed.
7. Magical Flames — a cool invention that turns your boring old fire into a rainbow fire. Camping has never felt so rave-like.
8. Cruelty-free lengthening mascara that's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — oh, and makes your eyelashes look like tall, beautiful skyscrapers.
9. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets possibly made out of fairy dust, because they'll totally wipe away years of grime in mere minutes.
10. A color-changing showerhead so you can have a solo rave party in the shower.
11. A set of eyebrow razors for quick touch-ups wherever you want to banish unwanted hairs.
12. A hummingbird wrist feeder so tiny flying friends can get up close and personal. Who are you, Cinderella?
13. A ball of slime putty that's really fun to play with — but don't forget to use it to clean up anything with lots of nooks and crannies.
14. A set of Drill Brushes so effective, you'll be shocked how clean your home used to be.
15. A collagen-coating hair protein treatment that'll get your dry hair back into tip-top, silky shape just in time for summer.
16. A trio of window planters you can hang right above the window. Bam! Lots of light for the plants and easy decor for you.
17. A wood filler kit ready to turn back the hands of time to before your cat went to town on all your chair legs.
18. A sleek-as-heck USB alarm clock — seemingly every nightstand has been sporting it lately. And with good reason! It has two USB ports for easy charging.
19. An Iron Flask insulated thermos mug that works just as well as competitors to keep liquids hot or cold, but at a fraction of the price.
20. A paw-shaped chair cushion, because who doesn't want to be lovingly cradled in a kitten's paw?
21. A dog paw cleaning device to keep Spot's feet squeaky clean, because you can't exactly put hand sanitizer on a dog. (Seriously, do not do that.)
22. An ingenious sandwich cutter and sealer so you can make your own Smucker's Uncrustables copycats at home. FINALLY we can all be reunited with the sadly discontinued grilled cheese variety.
Promising review: "These have been a GAME CHANGER in this house!! My son has always begged me for Uncrustables but my wallet didn’t agree with them. I LOVE being able to make them at home and customize them to exactly what they would like them filled with! I make two weeks' worth of sandwiches at a time and store them in sandwich bags in the freezer so in the morning during the school year we can just grab and go! Love them!" —Katherine Smaczniak
Get it from Amazon for $19.96.
23. A vegan exfoliating body scrub that uses a combination of powerful alpha-hydroxy acids to help rid you of any unwanted "strawberry skin" (aka keratosis pilaris).
24. A nail and cuticle oil to bring life back to your damaged nails, even if you did something really bad like — gasp! — peel off a gel manicure.
25. A — get this — brick dyeing kit in case you just don't like the color of the bricks you have now. This stuff chemically bonds with brick, stone, block, and mortar without ruining its wonderful texture.
26. A set of thick velvet slip covers to instantly transform your drab couch into something new and fabulous. Goodbye, stain-covered gray couch and HELLO new couch of my HGTV dreams.
27. A spiral notebook with a surprise inside — highly pigmented eyeshadow! Everyone *take note* of this amazing beauty find.
28. An ingenious T-shirt roll holder for people whose drawers are full to the point of bursting. Better to get this than to decide which band shirts to toss. *clutches my ancient Interpol tee for dear life*
The Roll Keeper is a small biz based in Kelso, Washington that's run by Traci, who has over 40 years of crafting experience.
BuzzFeed writer Mallory Mower has one and loves it. In her own words:
"Before getting this I was driving myself up the wall with my bad folding habits. I basically shoved all my shirts into the storage drawers under my bed, because I have a teeny tiny closet (the picture above gives you a solid idea of how small it is). This has given me a massive amount of clothing storage I didn't have before. The quality is stellar and Traci is 10/10 the most thoughtful person I've purchased a product from!"
Get it from The Roll Keeper on Amazon Handmade for $19.99.
29. A blessedly effective carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.
Promising review: "This is a wonderful product. I have an older dog who can't always wait until I get home from work so accidents occasionally happen. I have a Hoover Rug Scrubber and this product is very easy to use with my machine. Carpet Miracle works amazingly well on stains and odors, even those that have set for a while. I did the carpet in the 'room of shame' twice just to be sure, although for normal soil and odors once should be more than enough. It leaves behind a wonderfully clean, fresh scent, and the carpet feels and looks wonderful. I plan on continuing to use this product to keep my carpets clean and my home smelling fresh." —Vicky Faurot
Get it from Amazon for $19.97.