1. A container of oatmeal paw butter that'll soothe and relieve your dog's cracked, dry paws. Its eco-friendly formula is pH-balanced so it's safe for cats, even if licked or swallowed. *seriously considers licking it myself to see if it really tastes like oatmeal*
2. A Bevel safety razor providing a super-close, bump-free shave on anything from your face to your body to your head. Bonus: It's specially designed to be extra helpful for thick, curly hair.
3. An elastic organizer to detangle the huge ball of cords and chargers currently tumbling around in your bag.
4. Briogeo Scalp Revival Charcoal and Coconut Oil Micro-Exfoliating Shampoo that'll treat your your dry, flaky scalp to a nice exfoliating scrub treatment.
5. A hairbrush cleaning tool to deal with the dreaded hair ball that gradually builds up over time. Get rid of that ball before it becomes sentient and gets you!
6. Cruelty-free lengthening mascara that's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — oh and makes your eyelashes look like tall, beautiful skyscrapers.
7. A cutlery organizer tray offering a place for each of your utensils, even the weird fork you don't like for some reason. Just tossing your items into the drawer willy-nilly is a thing of the past!
8. Hypoallergenic, cruelty-free, and paraben-free makeup brush-cleaning "shampoo" for your worn bristles that could use their own makeover.
9. A hair finishing stick to smoosh down all those annoying flyaways that escaped your bun.
10. Or an edge control gel that'll help lay edges and baby hairs for a sleek look without the unwanted flaking and residue.
11. A jar of O'Keeffe's hand cream you'll want to marinate your dry paws in all winter.
12. CND SolarOil Nail & Cuticle Care to repair peeling and painful nails, so you can find relief after doing the unspeakable and peeling off a gel manicure.
13. A wood polish that can miraculously erase water stains and scratches. Everyone will be asking where you got your brand-new coffee table.
14. A blessedly effective carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.
15. A collagen coating hair protein treatment to get your dry hair back into tip-top, silky shape just in time for the office holiday party.
16. Medicated, waterproof bandages that will make your wart erupt from the depths of your skin like a gross butterfly.
17. A suction tool that'll relieve the itchy agony of bug bites by sucking out insect venom, saliva, and other irritants under your skin. Finally, you can go outside after dark again!
18. A leather cleaner to bring your furniture, car seats, bags, shoes, and more back to useable condition.
19. A drain cover so you can fill your tub all the way to the tippy top.
20. Two pairs of baby feet masks for getting the peeling snake feet of your dreams. JK! After the peeling stops, you get nice, soft tootsies.
21. A wildly popular hair serum packed with vitamin E, aloe vera, and argan oil to ensure your mane stays silky soft and frizz-free, no matter how humid it gets (Florida bbs, this one is for you).
22. A jewelry cleaning pen so your jewels can shine bright like a — well, a diamond.
23. A pet nail grinder that's a little easier and gentler than the traditional clipper. Gone are the days of having to use both hands to clip and praying you didn't cut too short.
24. A toilet cleaning wand you'll think must be a REAL magic wand, because what earthly product could possibly work so well?
25. An ink and stain remover ready to pick a fight with even the toughest of marks. Permanent marker? We'll see about that.
26. A set of produce containers for keeping your fruit and veggies fresher for longer. No more rushing home to gorge yourself on berries — take your sweet time!
27. Liquid plant food that's pretty much a multi-vitamin for your houseplant. If your green little buddy isn't growing as much as you'd like, consider a couple of drops of this elixir!
28. A bumper-sticker remover to attach to your drill for quick and easy removal of bumper stickers. You can finally turn back time to before your car became a Green Day fan.
29. An impressive stain remover for concrete to deal with that spot you've been glaring at on your way to the car every morning.
Promising review: "This product worked like a miracle. Very easy to use. The oil stain in my driveway was over 18 months old. I read the reviews, so I cleaned my driveway with car wash solution first to open up the pores in the concrete, let it dry completely, shook the bottle really well, poured it on the concrete, took a push broom and pushed the liquid in the direction of the lines in the concrete to make sure it absorbed, and in the Vegas heat it dried completely from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Be patient and make sure it dries completely. I used the push broom and brushed away the powder residue and the biggest oil spot and others were gone. I ordered two more bottles to do the rest of my driveway. I think the key is to cleanse it first to loosen the oil, then use it. In three hours the 18-month-old oil spots were gone. I highly recommend this product." —Loves
Get it from Amazon for $17.97.
30. All-natural multipurpose spray in a variety of fragrances to give your home that treasured "freshly cleaned top to bottom" smell.
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