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1. How to Appear Normal at Social Events — a very important book detailing all the ways you can hide your shrieking weirdness.
2. Caffeinated gum — it'll get you through your four-p.m. slump without leaving you feeling jittery and wired until well into the night.
3. Or a bag of intense ground coffee strong enough to wake the dead (aka, you).
4. A pack of clay-like erasers you simply knead in your life.
5. A whopping 50 stickers from The Office so delightful, they might never want to put them on anything.
6. A Gumby dog toy everyone in the whole house will enjoy.
7. A Mean Girls magnet set that is, quite frankly, fetch.
8. 20-sided dice candles sure to grant you luck on every future roll.
9. A little boat that helps you grow your own avocado plants right on your window sill.
10. A drain cover so you can fill your tub all the way to the tippy top.
11. An optimistic tea towel that dreams for a better future where machines do less spying and more cleaning.
12. A cutie pie planner to help you be a busy bee, or more likely a take-it-slow sloth.
13. A Hello Kitty magic eight ball sure to be brimming with sage advice.
14. Holographic scratch-off mini paper for all your dazzling ideas.
15. A pack of fancy barrettes to add a little fashionable flair to your hair.
16. A pair of enamel earrings you'll be starry-eyed for.
17. A mini animal desk calendar that all your coworkers will fauna over.
18. Teeny-tiny hanging pots so even your car can have some greenery.
19. A cauldron bath bomb whose contents dissolve to reveal an enamel pin of your new Hogwarts house! Welcome to bath time, fellow Hufflepuffs.
20. A silly mug for people who feel almost exasperated enough to curse. Almost.
21. A pack of unreasonably adorable paw makeup brushes you'll cherish forever.
22. Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.
23. A miniature wacky waving inflatable tube man — they can learn some great moves from this guy.
24. A set of bunny and carrot pens that are just peak cute. This is the zenith of adorable stationery. You can't top this!
25. A menagerie of animal erasers so cute, it'll the ease the pain of having to erase yet another wrong word in your crossword puzzle.
26. A pair of cobra earrings that will look striking.
27. A jelly pencil case filled with water and sparkles — kid me is screeching over this thing.
28. A throw pillow cover I think you'll find bear-y relatable.
29. A mini Lodge cast iron skillet for when you're just cooking for one or looking for a tiny snack.
30. A beer shampoo bar for a different kind of ~sudsy~ shower.
31. And a Birchbox x BuzzFeed collab box filled with all our favorite beauty goodies to start your beauty routine off on the right foot.
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