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1. A metal flamingo wine holder who hugs onto your pinot noir almost as tightly as you do.
2. Avocado Smash — a fun card game to play when you or a friend is feeling in the ~pits~.
3. A pack of makeup removing towels to wipe away any trace of eyeliner with JUST WATER!
4. Lightsaber pencils that won't necessarily make you better at crosswords, but might give you Jedi-level confidence when attacking the Sunday puzzle.
5. A piggyback backpack, because it's not fair that your back has to start hurting right at the age you're most likely to have kids jumping on it.
6. A pack of coffee face masks with green tea extract, portulaca oleracea extract, and chamomile water to help your face feel as refreshed as you do after your vente Americano.
7. Speaking of coffee, a box of instant mushroom coffee, which — hear me out — works similarly to regular bean juice, but apparently without the jitters.
8. A reusable sandwich bag great for cutting down on waste, keeping food fresh, and trying out some new sous vide recipes.
9. A makeup brush cleaning mat that clings to your sink and helps you get all that gross gunk out of your brushes. They touch your face, so treat 'em right!
10. A pair of ear-shaped hair ties for anyone who thinks Minnie Mouse has some seriously stealable style.
12. A scalp massager that's super relaxing and also great for getting rid of product build-up that might have set up camp on your noggin.
13. An ita tote — a bag with a built-in window to keep all your pins and flair safe from falling off during your commute.
14. A candle made just for lefties with just the right amount of snark.
15. A handy device that can reduce itching and swelling on bad mosquito bites so you can stop scratching and start enjoying the outdoors.
16. A pair of interlocking Cinderella mugs for you and your fairytale love.
17. An Invisibobble scrunchie to keep your hair safe from pulling or breakage. It's the signature stretchy Invisibobble inside a velvety scrunchie material, so it'll feel comfortable on your wrist as well.
18. A pair of fan pull charms so you know which is the light and which is the fan without having to test out each cord two or three times.
19. A pair of classic duck boots with monogrammed tongues, so no one gets any funny ideas about who they belong to.
20. A one-pound bag of cheese powder great for sprinkling on popcorn or using to make your own version of "box" mac n' cheese. Honestly, anything you're cooking could use a kick of cheese flavor.
21. A sleep mask that'll help you, in the words of Cher, keep your eyes open, bitch!
22. A Jake or Lady Rainicorn scarf to take with you in case your journey through the Land of Ooo gets chilly.
23. A pair of socks featuring your pet's handsome mug on them. Fido will be so flattered.
24. A shot and chaser glass to make celebrating a little less likely to trigger your gag reflex.
25. Am I Dying? — a helpful tome for the hypochondriac in all of us.
26. A Lord of the Rings or Legend of Zelda doormat so your guests get fair warning of how geeky your home looks.
27. A pack of bento box food picks for an out-of-this world lunch.
28. An infectious disease coloring book — better grab a yellow colored pencil for all that pus. 🤢
29. Nixon's Dork Too — a snarky retro watch that will yell the time at you.
30. A giant pack of wholesale pens so you never run out of writing utensils ever, ever again. Servers who have a lot of pen-stealing diners, thank me later.
31. A bag of pocket sand to get you out of sticky situations, like getting busted trying to sue a Hooters.
32. A fake Gameboy cartridge that opens up to reveal two eyeshadows of your choice. I'll take (Pokémon) blue and red please.
33. A pack of tropical-themed spiral notebooks to make note taking an unbe-leaf-ably tolerable experience.
34. A heat-activated Marauder's Map mug that reveals itself when you pour in hot liquid in it (and say the words "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," of course).
35. A pack of scratch and sniff sloth stickers you'll want to put on everything you own.
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