Waste the parent's time with it. Every time a kid does that send an email or a text and be like "Johnny indicated to me via gesture that he was unable to speak due to performing a physical therapy exercise during class today when asked a question, which was part of the lesson. In…
My old boss had big delusional influencer business babe energy. She was going to a huge well-known industry conference and demanded I compile a list of 20 restaurants in walking distance of the conference where she'd want to take people to for her own personal " breakout networking"…
Being intensely obsessed with celebrities at an extreme level, like Swifties threatening ex-boyfriends or conspiracy theory-level investment into the lives of their favorite celebrity. It's creepy. Fandom has always existed and yeah I had boyband posters all over my room for like…
Celebrities get boring the older you get. You’re going to have real stuff to worry about: bills, your job, your health, your parents declining health, your partner, the crumbing of the world and its infrastructures, climate change. Trust me, you will stop “stanning” things/people/shows…
I grew up in the same town as Camp Shane and it was a big threat my overweight parents used constantly: “I should just drop you off at Camp Shane because you eat too much.”
When I was in my teens I worked in a nearby town called Monticello in like a little strip mall gift shop where…
I really liked the show but after a while (I think it was the episode about like a kid going to prom and being tortured by her uncle or something) that it just became screaming torture-porn lite. I couldn’t watch it or take it seriously. I caught some of the Reid in prison storylines…
Eloise is simultaneously drastically immature and distractingly aged up for the role. That character was unwatchable last season and this season. And tearing Penelope’s room apart? No.
My roommate in college got the "lace up" piercings just below her underwear line on her hips: the parallel hoops that you thread ribbon through so it looks like a corset. In high cut panties or a bikini it looked hot but damn. Almost immediately the piercings started migrating out…
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